Top 10 (AKA "I'm surprised we don't have a Top 10")

Top 10 Posters:
10: T-Jack
9: DragonBoots
8: Captain Fabulous
7: Metaserraphim
6: jcys810
5: Roonil Wazlib
4: JacobX891
3: xristosx
2: S.P. Gardebiter
1: andwhyisit

Top 10 Reasons to date someone from the forums:
10: Mutual interests.
9: Epic cosplay potential.
8: Finally someone who appreciates your working replica of the Spur.
7: Gives you both something to do on Tuesdays.
6: 'Friends-with-administrator' benefits.
5: Allows for comparison of your [CENSORED] along with your ePenis.
4: Annoy people by posting messages to eachother in pink.
3: Convenient jury of your peers in the event of troubles.
2: There ARE girls on these internets.
1: andwhyisit

Top 10 Things that can be said about these forums:
10: "WARNING: CONTAINS ON-TOPIC SPAM"
9: "WARNING: FURFAG(S)"
8: "I went to MiraiGamer.net and I didn't even get a T-Shirt"
7: "KAGE IS THE MAN!"
6: "In Soviet Russia, grammer fixes YOU!"
5: "More than just Cave Story (Right)"
4: "Can you read me now?
3: "SP: Not as drunk as you think."
2: "MiraiGamer.net IS my personal army."
1: "andwhyisit that you ask that question?"

Top 10 Stupid things DragonBoots will respond with:
10: lol wut?
9: Are you coming on to me?
8: http://www.skydrive.live.com
7: FYIAD!
6: Om nom nom!
5: *Puts on wizards robe and hat*
4: o.o Why? Why is this at number 4? -_-''
3: You're doing it wrong.
2: Some variant of: >.>
1: [Insert chemical name of the Tobbaco Mosaic virus]

Top 10 Things to do on a beach:
10: Bury someone in sand up to their chin.
9: Build a raft out of drift wood.
8: Build a raft out of my friends.
7: Light a fire.
6: Pee it out.
5: ROCK LOBSTER!
4: Rick Roll your friends.
3: Rick Roll your friends with acoustic guitar accompanyment.
2: Play "Critters and Quotes".
1: Lose your virginity / The Game.

Add some more top-tens already!

 

Top 10 fears in no particular order:
1. Pedobear
2. whips
3. possible nearby terrorists
4. hieghts
5. spiders
6. airplains
7. tentacle rape
8. thieves
9. Admins
10. My friends

 

Top 10 Top 10:
1. 1.
2. 2.
3. 3.
4. 4.
5. 5.
6. 6.
7. 7.
8. 8.
9. 9.
10. 10.

 

Top 10 Top 20:
1. 11.
2. 12.
3. 13.
4. 14.
5. 15.
6. 16.
7. 17.
8. 18.
9. 19.
10. 20.

 

no.

top ten reasons to hug lace.
1. im pretty
2. im bootiful
3. im smart sometimes
4. im funny sometimes
5. mah friends are smart and funny alll the times
6. I have luscious locks
7. I have a manequin head on mah desk.
8. I built my computer.
9. I didn't finish this list.

 

Top 10 reasons to hug wedge of cheese much more lovingly than lace.

10. I did finish this list.
9. It will make lace jealous.
8. I'll give you fifty awesome points if you do.
7. I have the ability to award awesome points.
6. I wrote this list from 10 to 1 like I'm supposed to.
5. I'm one of the always funny/smart friends that lace mentioned.
4. I'm beautiful.
3. I spelled "beautiful" correctly.
2. I didn't waste my #1/#2 reasons saying two things that mean the same thing.
1. Everything tastes better with cheese on it.

 

Top 10 reasons to make a CS mod:

10. Making levels is fun
9. Watching videos of people screaming in anger/frustration due to your mod
8. Learning assembly
7. Cave story is awesome
6. Making godly weapons is awesome
5. Makes you look multi-media oriented
4. Is more fun than not playing/modding Cave Story
3. Easier than building a 2D-engine from scratch.
2. Making cool hacks is fun
1. Recieving positive feedback

 

aw, shizant.
I feel like I have to concede a few of those points cheezy.

but...
I would argue that ketchup does not taste better with cheese.

nennyways, have you tried that level yet?

 

9. Watching videos of people screaming in anger/frustration due to your mod

....God Dammit.

 

Seriously, you only did the mod one for telling me this stuff.

 

@Gir: [insert quote here] quoted for truth

@Lace: if you're talking about the N[inja] level, then no, I have to wait for my computer to stop sucking ass (iow, for Hell to freeze over... well, I suppose I could just play through the Tundra in TWoR, although that in and of itself would require my computer to stop sucking ass... self-perpetuating cycles of misery ftw).

 

Listing lists

Top ten list off reasons to make a list:

10. You're already here, might as well be productive.
9. You've got nothing better to do.
8. Everyone else is doing it.
7. It'll make you seem important.
6. It helps you learn to count backwards.
5. It helps the rest of us kill time.
4. Lists make the world go 'round.
3. DragonBoots made a thread just for lists.
2. It gives you a reason to use improper sentence structures.
1. With enough lists, we can have a top 10 list of the best {or worst} lists.

 

10. You're already here, might as well be productive.

Yes, since making useless lists, in the SPOT, is productive. Me and you, we have different standards.

 

Top ten list off reasons to make a list:

10. You're already here, might as well be productive.
9. You've got nothing better to do.
8. Everyone else is doing it.
7. It'll make you seem important.
6. It helps you learn to count backwards.
5. It helps the rest of us kill time.
4. Lists make the world go 'round.
3. DragonBoots made a thread just for lists.
2. It gives you a reason to use improper sentence structures.
1. With enough lists, we can have a top 10 list of the best {or worst} lists.

Top Ten List of your failure:

1. Worst list: yours.
2. Nobody gives a shit.
3. Yeah, and it is none too good.
4. No, they really don't.
5. You are killing MG, not time.
6. You can't even count forwards.
7. Maybe to you.
8. A few people are doing it. Don't try to be popular.*
9. You could, iunno, LEAVE?
10. The SPOT sure is productive, yessir.

*: SCHOOL PLAYS ARE FOR LITTLE KIDS. (Referential obscurity.)

 

Heheh

Obviously, some people can't take a joke.
And you did your list backwards.

 

Obviously, some people can't take a joke.
And you did your list backwards.

You did yours backwards. I did mine like everyone else*, fucker.

FOR THE RECORD

*Happy, Gir?

 

You did yours backwards. I did mine like a normal person, fucker.

FOR THE RECORD

Actually with a top 10 list, you start out with number 10, and build your way up to number 1. Know your stuff before you post, jeez .

 

Hey guys, (except Lowell) I have something for ya.

Its.. this!

GO SUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DICK. THANK YOU. THATS ALL.

 

Hey guys, (except Lowell) I have something for ya.

Its.. this!

GO SUCK A MOTHERFUCKING DICK. THANK YOU. THATS ALL.

Well you just made a dick of yourself. Good job.

 

You can shut up, GirAKABitch.