The Worst Service You've Ever Got and Free Stuff You've Got Because of it

AppleBees in Warrensburg, and we got the whole meal free!

 

I vacationed in Prince Edward Island once, and we almost never had to pay for drinks because it seems nobody washes their cups there.

 

I got a slightly uncooked chicken from Shoppingcart, then ate it and got food poisoning. When they heard about it, they gave us our money back, and gave us a few free precooked chicken "coupons."

Yep, after I get food poisoning from something, they offer me more of it for free.

 

Sounds like a great deal to me

 

A free cocktail

 

My dad likes to complain about stuff so we sometimes get free stuff. My charger for my laptop and new touchpad cost nothing because of that.

Oh, and I once got a free plate of extra nachos at a restaurant because the other order was wrong. So I ended up having 2 plates of nachos in front of me, plus my meal. I felt like a fatty.

 

One time at Best Buy I bent the pins on an external 2.5 inch external HD enclosure. They gave me another one for free and installed it right for me. Awesome.

 

I went to a restaurant and they mixed up my order. I got to eat the food they mistakenly gave me, and I also got a soup to go along with my original order, which they brought out on a huge plate.

 

I was once in a boardwalk once and they had some burger place there, and all I wanted was a plain cheeseburger, with just the meat, cheese, and bread (I know, I'm weird like that but I prefer burgers without too much shit), and it took them close to 30 minutes figuring out how to make it how I wanted. How in the fuck is that even possible? Isn't making a plain cheeseburger easier than a regular one? Next time I go there I'm just going to order a hotdog and fries or something.

 

When I order a burger, I just order it with the bun and the cheese. BUN. AND. CHEESE.

Then they give me one with meat. How hard is it to comprehend?

I also go to Dunkin Donuts and get a toasted croissant with MELTED cheese. I tell them to MELT. THE. CHEESE.

Then when I open my bag I get an untoasted crossaint with cheese that's cold and floppy as tits.

Sure, it doesn't take them 30 minutes, but still. It's not that hard to understand.

 

Why would you ask for a burger without meat?

 

I was just thinking that

I mean that's pretty much a sandwich, why not just get a sandwich?
Or make one?

E: one time I saw that some shrimp in this shrimp cocktail were bad so I got a second order of them. These were HUGE shrimp

 

Because I don't like meat?

And I'm pretty sure fast food joints like McDonald's don't sell sandwiches.

Stop questioning my greatness you stupid Lithuanian and you Canadian

 

When I order a burger, I just order it with the bun and the cheese. BUN. AND. CHEESE.

That's weirder than ordering a burger without the bun (which although people used to be more surprised when I started doing this, they have stopped). I still always check my burger before I leave the place/drivethrough, you can never trust them.

 

No. I think ordering the burger without the bun is weirder. Because..how would you be able to hold it?

 

With your mouth.

 

It depends on what's on the top/bottom. If it's like sauce that'd be really weird.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/f...ble-Down-chicken-sandwich-bread-unveiled.html

Tell that KFC.

 

that looks delicious.
and their fries are excellent too.
what's to hate about kfc?

 

Nothing.
But I could imagine it's messy to eat.

I was ordering some some fancy manly skirts for myself.
They told me it would take 4 weeks to send them...
8 weeks and a few emails later I got my skirt + another one for free.

That's costumer support