The Worst Novel That Has Never Ended

This cannot be unseen... I demand retribution! Retaliation!

 

Bring it. If you actually scar my retinas then I will give you a cookie before you're banned.

 

Ever heard about goatse.cx?

 

Oh, wow, I'm really scared now.
There are dozens of things worse than goatse that would get me permabanned if I decided to use them. Ever heard of tubgirl? No? Well, that's what Google Image Search is for, right?
P.S. DON'T FUCKING LOOK IT UP.

 

You've seen her in a bikini before? You are such a player.

I've seen her in spandex if that counts.

 

Oh, wow, I'm really scared now.
There are dozens of things worse than goatse that would get me permabanned if I decided to use them. Ever heard of tubgirl? No? Well, that's what Google Image Search is for, right?
P.S. DON'T FUCKING LOOK IT UP.

THAT'S SARCASM OVER THERE! I CAN SEE IT EVEN WITHOUT THE TAG!! Ahem... Well, Goatse was the only thing that popped into my mind when I read your post (though I've never in my life felt courageous enough to view the image). Now, come to think of it, there's also 2 Girls 1 Cup, though it's not a picture, but a video... aaand I can't think of anythink else now. BTW, did a quick search on tubgirl, fortunately I found a description on Urban Dictionary.

 

For anyone who's actually dumb enough to look up a picture of tubgirl: don't worry, it's just orange juice.

 

For anyone who's actually dumb enough to look up a picture of tubgirl: don't worry, it's just orange juice.

Nice idiot bait there, Cap. "Huh? What orange ju-AAARGHOMYGODMYEYES!!!!!" Translated: You can't search for tubgirl without getting of

 

Translated into Czechoslovakian.

 

Translated into Czechoslovakian.

FAIL

 

I know it's not a language. That's the joke.

 

I know it's not a language. That's the joke.

Yeah, I pretty much guessed that (you mentioned Czech language in your visitor message list). Still, I had to react in the traditional way.

 

I am offering free memory wipes to the people in this thread. The only thing is there is a 57% chance of brain damage.

 

There is actually a Tubgirl video.
It's a different girl, but it's no different.
Let me tell you, that video made me exit my
browser by the time she lifted her legs.

 

TMI.

 

TMI.

What I mentioned was not much information
at all, there is much to explore through this abomination,
but that could lead to ruining the rules too much.

 

Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say

 

Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say

Yeah, pretty much.

 

Its good to see such a helpful new member on the forums! I'm sure you will make a valuable contribution to Mirai Gamer.
But seriously why are there so many spammers lately?

 

^
I like him.
Sexually

And CF, while yes there are more spammers, I at least give them credit for bumping long-dead topics that I'd fogotten 'bout.