The VS. Thread: Pitting Users against each other! (Just hope you don't go against me)

@whyme: Really? Is that the best you can do? I thought you were better than that. Well, actually no I didn't so whatev.

 

by that you mean?

 

By that I mean that staring/growling is a pretty lame attack...

and I'm randomly typing more random shit so I don't get one of those annoying, you must wait x seconds messages

 

Whyme, if you keep staring at me someone's going to rape you and--
Never mind, no one would bother raping you.

 

By that I mean that staring/growling is a pretty lame attack...

and I'm randomly typing more random shit so I don't get one of those annoying, you must wait x seconds messages

Would you rather me attack?

 

Wild angsty teen attacked!
Go! MICHAEL JACKSON!
MICHAEL JACKSON used BEAT IT.

 

-no effect-

 

Would you rather me attack?

I'd rather you at least try

 

Um, whyme, you have to attack Michael Jackson. That's how Pokemon works. And it must be in the format "Whyme used *****!"

 

-readies a shield-

 

Poor whyme, has never played Pokemon. I'd just quit life now if I were you, but a better alternative would be downloading a rom. DO IT NOW.

 

-slashes at you with deadly claws-

 

The attack was ineffective, since Captain Fabulous doesn't care about any sort of attack that isn't in Pokemon format.

 

@whyme: wow you suck at this.

And congrats, Fabulous, you just got Beat It stuck in my head. Tomorrow I'll probably have made it in organya and posted it on the show off your org music thread.

 

-releases massive shockwaves of menacing aura-

 

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it

 

-tears the happines from your emotions leaving only pain and suffering-

 

Uh, whyme, can I have my happiness back? I have this job interview tomorrow, and employers really don't like the mopey types...
Explains why you don't have a job, right?

 

-drive a blade through your chest-

 

Hey, why don't you use rolled up newspaper?