The Request Game!

Here are the rules:

Get the person above you what they ask for, in a form that is internet friendly (image, video, text, etc.).
Sort of like the wish granting game. Players are encouraged to twist words and manipulate the request to their liking, so long as it actually solves. Boring/regular answers are not only unfunny but discouraged. They are, however, permitted if you really can't find something devious/hilarious.
You may even draw something yourself if you choose.

Highly Pornographic answers are forbidden. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I'll start:
Find me a million dollars.

 

Listen to this

use inspiration to go and get this

edot:
find me a rhino cultr

 

You didn't request anything, bro

Find me a time machine

 

Only one I know of is Weedmaster P's.

Find me some good VSTs.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm-Västerås_Airport

Find me a goddamn life.

 

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It's damned for sure, but i'm not sure if you want the 1-up this mushroom gives.

Find me a worthy investment.

 

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There you go

I desire Cesar Millan

 

Find me happiness.

 

Make the shakes stop (please).

 

Stop here for (milk)shakes... *shrug*

How bout an Internet.
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How about no, that game's retarded.

I want space

 

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I want a nice bagel.. with garlic cream cheese!

 

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with...

I want to ace my finals.

 

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I require Touhou 13

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYRMMpL65FY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVc2jZ-zoyI

I require something both invisible and green.

 

K.



I desire a highly phonographic answer.

 

How's this for ya?!

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And I want a Warhol made of cheese!