The First Annual Kanpachis

Ones you're missing that I thought were good:

Best First Post
Most Promising Newb
Nerdiest Post
Best Derailing
Best vm conversation
Best use of penid
Most/Least beautifully constructed sentence/argument
Best Haiku
Best Limerick
Best Mixed Poetry form.


I also move to rename "Best Crowning Moment of Awesome" to "Most Crowning Crowning Moment of Awesome".

Lastly, I don't think you should do best ragequit for the same reason you didn't want to do "worst member" and such. People mayen't like.

 

Does this mean we start voting now? And yeah, Best Ragequit is not a good one to have.

 

Best First Post

Most Promising Newb

I didn't want to do that because we have to cover all of 2010, and someone who joined in February or something can't be promising; we already know what he's like. That is why I went with "Best New Member." If people send in enough nominations for Most Promising, it'll be a category.

Nerdiest Post

Good luck picking ones out. We're all huge nerds.

Best Derailing

That's just reinforcing bad behavior.

Best vm conversation

Those are kind of personal and don't really need awards? I dunno, once again, if we get nominations, it'll be a category.

Best use of penid

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Most/Least beautifully constructed sentence/argument

I don't even know how we'd do this one.

Best Haiku
Best Limerick

That's just the two threads though. And they're in the games subforum. Gross.

Best Mixed Poetry form.

Uh... like that rap battle we had about Flash objects?

I also move to rename "Best Crowning Moment of Awesome" to "Most Crowning Crowning Moment of Awesome".

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Lastly, I don't think you should do best ragequit for the same reason you didn't want to do "worst member" and such. People mayen't like.

It's not like we're making fun of them. It's best raegquit, not worst. I, personally, would be honoured.

 

Well Least Beautifully Constructed Sentence would be an easily and blatantly obvious one...

How's about "Best Locked Thread" ?

 

Best uses of penid:
[23:28] <+WildDesu> agoney rehjected zazuma becuz he was to busy raping his cousin misery becuz he always had wanted to since he was litttle wich is why he was rapping her now. he was to bussy to notice zzauma who wus ovviously wanting him. agoney was rely hot with 6 pack abs and a relly big penid

Primarily to answer people's questions and secondarily to provide humor.
(read back a bit to understand context)

Best use of the word "penid".



I could only find three on the forums. Anyone have penid IRC logs?

 

My nominations (for now)

Most Drama in A Single Thread
IRC Problem http://www.cavestory.org/forums/threads/2546/

Best tl;dr post (sorry rolron)
http://www.cavestory.org/forums/posts/110573/

Best Self Picture

That's all I have so far ( ._.)

Oh and I have plenty penid in my logs. I'll look through them sometime.

Best IRC Moment Posted needs to be a category too

 

Best Ragequit: S.P. Gardebiter,
Best Self-Picture: What WD said.
Best Cave Story Mod: I actually don't know any mods that were made last year besides mine.
Best Unfinished Cave Story Mod: As I said, don't know any.
Best Lithuanian: I sure hope this is a joke.

 

Here are some of my nominations:

Best TL;DR:
My 2000 post speech.

Best ragequit:
Ralren (combo multiplier!)
DarkFire?

Best Thread:
Ikachan RAINBOWS
Kanpachi is so badass that...
Your Cave Stories!
Nevar Forget (because the original threads are 2009)

Most Drama in a Single Thread:
The IRC problem. Maybe an official channel will help.

Best Self-Picture:
WoodenRat
Myself
Wedge of Cheese
Adark (someone post his hilarity please?)

I also propose "Best Theory." It's about time the Theories section got some love.

 

Determining Mimiga gender, and the consequences thereof.

That's my favorite theory. :J

 

That is 2009, sadly.

But as Fab and I said with the threads in Nevar Forget...HONORABLE MENTION!

 

Oh wait, I must have read the wrong thing....Oops.

 

I think we should have a "biggest furfag" award so I actually have a chance of winning something

 

You can get a specially designed Kanpachi award for that one.





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I nominate the Relationship between Quote and Sue thread for the best theory thread.

 

New nomination:
I nominate NightmareBros for Best Theory, Best First Post, and Best TL;DR.

 

Um, just to ask, is there a reason you put that thread there? Those posts only go up to 2009, which means NMB wasn't there.

 

What the fuck. I have no idea why that thread was linked. I didn't even visit that thread.
Okay I fixed it.

 

Perhaps you slightly modified the link on accident? And yeah, that one definitely got my vote also.

-Goes off to count the votes-

Edit: Right I see how what happened. The links are very similar, http://www.cavestory.org/forums/posts/104705/ compared to http://www.cavestory.org/forums/posts/13742/, which doesn't have the 7 at the end.

 

There should also be a hottest forum babe award.

 

I nominate whyme