The First Annual Kanpachis

Best contest.

That was kindof a joke

 

Fattest User

I can think of 2 people in particular. And no, they aren't me.

 

I win the award for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else

 

O rly?
You did that music. Also, I don't do anything ever. All I ever do is promise to do things.

 

All I ever do is promise to do things.

But that's still doing something!

 

Coolest stories




[size=-6]bro[/size]

 

How about most uncalled-for thread lock.

Also, nerdiest post.

Best derailing of a thread.

Best "Look at me, my postcount just reached [some number with a large amount of 2s and 5s in its prime factorization]" post.

Best necrobump.

Best visitor message conversation.

Worst spelling/grammar.

Best post title.

Best reason for editing.

Best use of the word "penid".

Best use of ":J".

Best double/triple/etc post.

Best image.

Most random image.

Best "OOOOOHHHH!!!! WANT SOME ICE FOR THAT BUUUUUUUURRRRNN!?!?!?!?" moment.

 

Worst spelling/grammar.

What about best spelling/grammar?

 

M'eh, I guess.

 

I know who got my vote for biggest douchebag lol

 

Erm... care to share?

 

Best "Look at me, my postcount just reached [some number with a large amount of 2s and 5s in its prime factorization]" post.

Sure, but I think that one's a no-brainer.

 

That post was beautiful. I hope to read more when you get to 3000.

 

Haha fab I remember that post. I was real happy about it. As far as grammars go, cheesy, I feel like "Most beautifully constructed sentence" and "worse beautifully constructed sentence" would be the ways to go. Clearly I would win both.

What about best haiku/limerick/shwatever?

 

Yeah those sentence ones sound cool. However, the haiku/limerick/pentameter ones would also be a no brainer, unless you're only counting actual posts and not sigs/avatars/whatever.

 

Oh wowzie. I forgot I'd bet you couldn't do that. I guess I just inspire people to be awesome, eh? The Haiku/Limerick part is really easy though. You can just do two haikus and have a "refrigerator" or "panda bear warrior" at the end as filler. The iambic pentameter though, I have no idea how you did it...

 

Best self-picture

I nominate myself for setting off a page-long chain reaction of jackface.jpg

 

Best Lithuanian

I nominate WildDesu as best lithuanian

 

Oh, you <3

 

Everyone appears to have run out of ideas for awards, so I'mma list a rough draft of them here. Anyone who gives two shits and a fuck can suggest catergories to be added/removed.

Best Thread
Best Theory
Best Locked Thread
Best TL;DR Post
Best First Post
Best Ragequit
Best Self-Picture
Best VM Conversation
Best Use of Penid
Best IRC Chat Log
Best Cave Story Fan Art
Best Cave Story Music
Best Cave Story Mod
Best Unfinished Cave Story Mod
Best Cancelled Cave Story Mod
Most Improved Member
Most Promising New Member
Most Drama in a Single Thread
Best Crowning Moment of Awesome
Best Lithuanian

Now, try not to just throw ideas out there a mile a minute. I know you're all great at doing that, but these have to get done at some point. The awards are going to be like a month later than they should be anyway.

Once we're in agreement about the awards, nominations will begin. Post here, leave PMs or VMs, talk about it in IRC, or burn your nominations into the moon with a giant laser. As long as the awards commitee (me, it would seem) finds out. And yes, you are allowed to nominate yourself or one of your own posts/works.

Speaking of an awards commitee, it would be nice if some people volunteered to write down nominations as people say them, since the people saying them can't be trusted to write them down. Then we get all our notes together and happy fun times ensue.