The Community-driven Cave Story Fanfic

Meanwhile, I try to talk with Curly.

 

I kill myself because self inserts in fanfictions are a terrible practice.

 

caves become extinct and cave story is renamed to story

 

also I finally opened the silo doors

 

i make a army of curly brace clones one kills all the cstsf members and steal our accounts

 

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I kill myself because self inserts in fanfictions are a terrible practice.

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also I finally opened the silo doors

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FOR GOD SAKE OPEN THE SILO DOOR, THEY'RE COMING FOR US ITS OUR ONLY WAY OUT, OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED [explodes from tripmine]

 

Meanwhile, in the island's catacombs, Ballos is doing important things like polishing the Demon Crown, only for dark magic to make everything dirtier; "god damn it" he said.

 

some idiot shouts transform and then red spandex covers him as he kicks through king and says timeline ruined and leaves the universe

 

curly loses her memory again

 

Than curly says "

" To quote

 

I dispatch a robot Mimiga and leave the island, but not before I fail horribly at flirting to Curly.

 

Than the doctor comes back alive, again, but he also has the red crystal.

 

Also, Jack came back from not existing after being thrown in jail at the plantation.

 

I come back using a helicopter, and I get the Demon Crown.

 

then for some reason balrog becomes a actual soap

 

my ghost possess on of the clones of curly and blows up the entire island so i can die with honor

 

I immediately tell Misery to dump food coloring on Quote.

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If you watched Futurama, you'll get this.


Also Curly is my waifu.

 

itoh comes back and looks like this now and also he is 3D also he looks like this now

 

itoh comes back and looks like this now and also he is 3D

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GARGH, HUEGH, NO, STAHP, NO STAY BACK GORDON!!! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH