Terrible Joke/Pun Thread

Here's how this game works. Someone makes a terrible joke/pun and the next person rates it on how terrible it was, then has their own
Rate 0/10 or 0% - 100%

I don't have a terrible joke to post, sorry

 

You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you!

 

You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you!

You deserve some PUNishment for that one...

 

In the show that I was recently playing piano for, one of the characters was named Isachar, and the mic-check people were looking for him and were all like "Isachar? Isachar?" and I was like "No, it's a plane!"

true story.

 

.pdf files are really pedophiles in disguise

 

My friend told me he read a manga once where one of the characters was named Onoshi, and then she fell down a flight of stairs or something, and everyone said "Onoshi fell down!"

"oh no she fell down!"

</LAME>

 

Hey, anyone know any jokes about the volcano in Iceland?
I know a few, but I think I'd best wait for the dust to settle, else someone might blow their top.

 

WTF? I appear to be stuck on 152 posts. I posted 3 times after I got 152, but it stayed as 152.

 

WTF? I appear to be stuck on 152 posts. I posted 3 times after I got 152, but it stayed as 152.

This thread is in the Satellite Lounge. The Satellite Lounge doesn't affect postcount.

 

Oh. Goshdarnit.

 

Did you guys hear about the new Elvis-themed steakhouse?
It's for people who love meat tender.


I am so sorry.

 

I am so sorry.

Hey, don't feel bad. Feel terrible.

 

This is the worst way possible to come back after a month-long hiatus, but I could not resist.
So, why can't you put two shipyards in one place?
Because it would be a paradox.
AUGH I AM A MONSTER.

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

 

Oh, I'm gonna get flamed for this one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

And another fucked up one:

Three-story building. On the first floor is a Mexican family. On the second floor is a Black family. And on the third floor is a White family. The building catches fire. Who survives?
Answer: The White family. The parents were at work, and the kids were at school.

 

Oh, I'm gonna get flamed for this one.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

And another fucked up one:

Three-story building. On the first floor is a Mexican family. On the second floor is a Black family. And on the third floor is a White family. The building catches fire. Who survives?
Answer: The White family. The parents were at work, and the kids were at school.

Great. My thread's gonna get locked now.

 

Great. My thread's gonna get locked now.

Well, i saw the title, and assumed it meant terrible as in really messed up. Sorry if the thread gets locked.

 

Ahh don't listen to him.
Feel free to Post Nazi Stuff, extensive cursing and such things.
But don't post stuff concerning Wii Hacking. Because Nicalis (Who can't mantain their own forums...) Will get your ass kicked.

Also porn is kinda bad to post.
except if you hide it well enough.

 

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

Three-story building. On the first floor is a Mexican family. On the second floor is a Black family. And on the third floor is a White family. The building catches fire. Who survives?
Answer: The White family. The parents were at work, and the kids were at school.

I have a Jewish friend and a black friend. But don't worry, I'm not offended.

They actually say that kind of thing to each other all the time.

I'm gonna email this to them.

 

First of all, it's against the rules, second, ever heard of "he can say it because he's black"?