So here's the story...

As many of you may or may have noticed, I've been rather inactive as of recent days.
The reason for this is simple.
I've been on /b/.
And frankly, I am disappoint.
It's nowhere near the shitbox I expected (and wanted) it to be.
It's hardly as offensive as it needs to be to maintain its reputation as the internets backwater cesspool.
In addition, the stagnant dish of copypasta they serve up daily is nothing compared to the biting sarcasm of Kageryushin.
So.
Discuss.
How to fix this.

 

It's not that they're not as bad as they say, it's that they've been slowly leaking out into the rest of the internet, making it as bad as they are.

 

You're late to the party, DragonBoots, sweetie. Also, nobody noticed you were gone because no one gives a shit about anyone else here unless they're posting.

Durr hurr you wanted /b/ to be a shitbox, huh? Moron, it is a shitbox, you're just disappointed because you wanted a different sort of shit then you got. You wanted fucking quality shit, you scat sommelier. Well, you have your shit and now you don't want it anymore specifically because it's shit; how marvelously contradictory. What you don't seem to realize is that /b/ has always been shit, but it used to be mostly disturbing, funny shit. Now it's just retarded, unreadable shit, a path that it's been going down for awhile now. LOL EPIC WIN it is not, and hasn't been for a long, long time. Even the other boards, most of which are much better, think /b/ is shit, which it is and shall continue to remain.

Do you get it yet? It's still the backwater cesspool of the Internet, but no longer in the WRETCHED CRIMINAL SCUM sense, but the DURR HURR DERPA DERPA DERPA sense. Admins not giving a fuck instead of being active and involved, everyone being humongous dramatic and/or retarded faggots about everything instead of being utter sociopaths, users from other even more abysmal websites, such as Gaia, bringing their own idiocy to the mix, brainlesss camwhores slutting everything up for attention while never really contributing anything of value, the spamming of unfunny things that are OMG SO FUNNAY only because they're a forced meme, etcetera, all have contributed to this change.

tl;dr: gb2/b/ newfag

The internet was always bad.
/b/ just provided a concentration on that.
And besides, Kage's posts have slowly gotten shittier and shittier, so soon they should be even anyway.

Heh.

 

That's like someone telling you that you're losing your faggotry.

It's just not happening.

 

My, my, my, how disappointing the Internet can be.

Are any of you truly surprised at these events? The Internet is run by idiots, and by that I mean those that use it for childish and rather idiotic purposes. Eventually, the entire internet will become a cesspool full of porn and sheer stupidity.

How can you be depressed at all this? It was going to happen, hell, the whole world is same way. Actually, I take that back. The world is already a cesspool, the internet is simply a reflection of that.

I'm very disappointed, Boots.

 

I know how to solve everyone's /b/ related problems: don't go on /b/.

 

How can you be depressed at all this? It was going to happen, hell, the whole world is same way. Actually, I take that back. The world is already a cesspool, the internet is simply a reflection of that.

We're boned, it's true. Nothing left to do but grow your hair long, dye it black and listen to Linkin Park.
But seriously you guys, there are other websites that aren't 4chan. I know it seems hard to believe that there are some parts of the internet independent from 4chan, but it's true. Some of them aren't run by idiots, even. People act like idiots on the internet because there's no good reason to act normal. That's what real life is for.

 

Yesh, can't even have a little fun.

Say something negative and suddenly everybody's going nuts. You guys need to calm down and take things with a grain of salt. I don't actaully mean everything I type.

Of course, that's not to say that what I said was entirely false. Only certain points.

 

That's nice, you angsty emo fag.

 

That's nice, you angsty weeaboo fag.

 

That's nice, you clueless emo fag.

 

That's nice, you awesome robot in a dog suit in a tunic.

 

The moral of the story is that we should assassinate Christopher Poole, the owner of 4chan.

 

That's nice, Fabulous.

I don't even need to say anything else. Your name is slander unto itself.

 

Ditto, Kage.

 

Ha, such petty blasphemy. Kage, the true name of God, is a title that is nothing less than sheer perfection, a paragon of excellence. Don't delude yourself into thinking that a transcendent being such as myself is on a similar level as you, who is like a dust mote in the eyes of a deity when we are compared.

 

*Jacob promptly passes out face-first*

 

Kage, I'm gonna aim a sleep-deprived ramble at you, and you are going to read it, Okay? Okay, go.
You know, sometimes I do not appreciate it when you make fun of people, because really even though you do it well it is not the things that this forums is are does represent for the bettering of the community, and I think that even though you do it well you should stop even though you won't because you like to fo that i guess. anyway, i think you're a cool guy, amn i mean seriously you do stuff that i could ever not is are the thing. and the posts you post i think it seems like you would have to hav e sat over that for like a5 minutes to type that ou the planning it is like a game of chess but you do it relativelky quickly although sometimes i see you on that posting reply status for 20 minuites! that is a lot of time to waste on one post, i trhink oyu nshould is i think that the is the you is. that would be a good way to have the bettering of your talents, do you not agree? i think so, maybe ytou will agree after time you spenyt thinking has pased.

Huh. This is barely coherent, so I'll just throw a random, generic, Kage-esque response at you out of caprice.

How vigorous! I like it! I wouldn't have it any other way. I wouldn't have you any other way, Jacob! Try to deny me, just try, and watch as I smash you to bits for your pitiful resistance! Let me make you surrender over and over again! I'll teach and reteach you, one who has licked my shoes, the taste of absolute defeat and despair over and over again!

 

Guys, guys, guys. Let's just calm down and GET HIGH.

 

Guys, guys, guys. Let's just calm down and PLAY STRANDED II.

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Posted in hopes that the forums would stop reporting that there were new posts when there weren't, also they seemed to die when it hit 11:30. Also I need to draw more attention to this game, please help, just about no one seems to know about it and I found very few good YouTube videos. And someone who speaks German can help me translate some custom maps I guess...