Shipposting thread

This is the Bluenose. It was a fishing boat from 1921 that went very fast and won a race and now it's on the Canadian dime. I don't know why they wanted a fishing schooner to go fast but it did and I guess it was a big deal.

Post more ships please.

 

This is the titanic in space. Better watch for flying blue boxes though. It could do a number to the ships framework. It appears in the episode Voyage of the Damned, from Doctor Who.

 

B5

"Miss."

 

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This is the text boat.

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This is the text boat sinking. It is very sad. Weep for the text boat.

 

A lot of good characters went down with that ship ;_;7

 

o . o o.o
...oo
__[]__
__|_o_o_o\__
\""""""""""/
\. .. . /
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

o . o o.o
     ...oo
       _[]____
     __|_o_o_o\__
     \""""""""""/
      \. . . . /
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

There, I just thought I'd get everything shipshape for you.

 

 

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Oops looks like the CMC just got themselves in a heap of trouble.

 

Have a destroyer ship.

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this is a thread for boats not for horses
remove horses from my boats

 

hot boat-on-boat action (NSFW)

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Then he used his FIGHT money to buy TWO of every animal on earth,

then he herded them onto a BOAT, \__/

and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE. \_||_/

 

this is the Pioneering Spirit

it is a big boat
actually the biggest one

 

"If BULLETS are sure to result in DEATH, then you must use MORE BULLETS."

...Archimedes said that because he's a BIRD, and BIRDS crap on every single animal on earth.

*windows error*

Then he used his CRAP to fight Sun Tzu in the ring of honor,

then he beat the crap out of Sun Tzu,

then he perfected crapping so that no living bird could crap.

Then he used his crap money to buy a boat, and then he beat the crap out of said boat.

*chuckles*

And from that day forward anytime a bunch of birds crap on my boat, I say "F**K YOU BIRDS!"

...Unless it's a boat.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZwP8bV3k-k

 

and this is the biggest acoustic boat

 

my ship

 

jpzarde did you misread the thread title

 

At first I read shitposting thread, then I noticed it was "Shipposting". I was going to make a Kan-Cole joke but TLincon already did. So here's a Kan-Cole joke.

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I'm shipping ships here.
God I love lesbians.