Sexual humor battle

TAAAAANK penis?

Captain Fagulou-...I mean Captain Fabulous, what are you talking about?

 

I believe CF wishes to tank penis into Mordor. Tanking cat into Mordor is pretty badass, but tanking penis into Mordor is way more badass.

 

I believe CF wishes to tank penis into Mordor. Tanking cat into Mordor is pretty badass, but tanking penis into Mordor is way more badass.

Is tanking ass into Mordor badpenis? <: O

 

Indeed. Also, tanking ass into penis is badMordor, tanking Mordor into bad is penisass, Mordoring tank into penis is assbad, and tanking penis into your mom is badvagina.

 

Indeed. Also, tanking ass into penis is badMordor, tanking Mordor into bad is penisass, Mordoring tank into penis is assbad, and tanking penis into your mom is badvagina.

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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Every time you masturbate, a kitten kills God.
Every time God masturbates, you kill a kitten.
Every time God masturbates, a kitten kills you.
Every time a kitten masturbates, you kill God.
Every time a kitten masturbates, God kills you.
Every time you masturbate God, a kitten kills.
Every time you masturbate a kitten, God kills.
Every time God masturbates you, a kitten kills.
Every time God masturbates a kitten, you kill.
Every time a kitten masturbates you, God kills.
Every time a kitten masturbates God, you kill.
Every time you kill, God masturbates a kitten.
Every time you kill, a kitten masturbates God.
Every time God kills, you masturbate a kitten.
Every time God kills, a kitten masturbates you.
Every time a kitten kills, you masturbate God.
Every time a kitten kills, God masturbates you.
Every time you kill God, a kitten masturbates.
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
Every time God kills you, a kitten masturbates.
Every time God kills a kitten, you masturbate.
Every time a kitten kills you, God masturbates.
Every time a kitten kills God, you masturbate.

I bolded my personal favorites.

 

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Every time you masturbate, a kitten kills God.
Every time God masturbates, you kill a kitten.
Every time God masturbates, a kitten kills you.
Every time a kitten masturbates, you kill God.
Every time a kitten masturbates, God kills you.
Every time you masturbate God, a kitten kills.
Every time you masturbate a kitten, God kills.
Every time God masturbates you, a kitten kills.
Every time God masturbates a kitten, you kill.
Every time a kitten masturbates you, God kills.
Every time a kitten masturbates God, you kill.
Every time you kill, God masturbates a kitten.
Every time you kill, a kitten masturbates God.
Every time God kills, you masturbate a kitten.
Every time God kills, a kitten masturbates you.
Every time a kitten kills, you masturbate God.
Every time a kitten kills, God masturbates you.
Every time you kill God, a kitten masturbates.
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
Every time God kills you, a kitten masturbates.
Every time God kills a kitten, you masturbate.
Every time a kitten kills you, God masturbates.
Every time a kitten kills God, you masturbate.

I bolded my personal favorites.

Ha ha ha..... Brillyunt.

 

Sixtyseconds and Jacob.

 

Sounds like a porn show: Sixty seconds with JacobGenie74X891!

 

Sounds like a porn show: Sixty seconds with JacobGenie74X891!

Spoiler

"That's right, SixtySeconds, rub my magic lamp!"
"I'm rubbing it as fast as I can, and nothing's happening!"
"Don't worry, my genie only comes out if you rub hard enough!

OH GOD that was hard to type.

 

Ladies and gentlemen you are all screwed
because I, explosive, the undoubted master of sex ual innuendo am here to totally decimate you all.

My bright gleaming sword shall cut through your measly jokes, and a shaft of light will burn through you. In the height of the moment, all you shall be able to think is: "What have I invited upon myself?! Now explosion is coming!!"

 

Ladies and gentlemen you are all screwed
because I, explosive, the undoubted master of sex ual innuendo am here to totally decimate you all.

My bright gleaming sword shall cut through your measly jokes, and a shaft of light will burn through you. In the height of the moment, all you shall be able to think is: "What have I invited upon myself?! Now explosion is coming!!"

Are you Obeece now?

 

Indeed, he is very obese, to your mom's great disappointment.

 

Sounds like a porn show: Sixty seconds with JacobGenie74X891!

Good sir, it is a porn legacy. A porn MYTH even!

 

"Sigma Kappa Phi is a fraternity dedicated to uplifting manhood."

"Do you think they allow women in, too?"

"Well, if so, the women would be learning how to 'uplift manhood' in a very different way."

 

Your mom uplift manhood, but mostly she uplifts Jacob

 

 

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