Sexual humor battle

Your mom is like a pizza; flat, round, saucy, cheesy, crusty, handled by Italian guys, divided into sections so that she can be shared between many people, and she comes with your choice of toppings.

A marching band is practicing and the director is getting angry that people keep talking between drills/songs, so he yells, "WHEN WE STOP, THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!!", and a certain clarinet player (whose nickname may or may not be Wedge of Cheese) mutters "that's what she said" under his breath.

Teacher: Okay, we're starting in two minutes!
Student: You said that two minutes ago!
Other student: It looks like this is gonna be a slow two minutes...
Teacher: Your mom's a slow two minutes.


I just realized that it's not nearly as funny when you just say it as when there's something to prompt it naturally in conversation, so this thread is probably a total fail but whatev, it's worth a shot I guess...

 

I came to this thread after I saw your post, thanks for actually making it lol.

 

You're quite welcome; I have been known for my skills at "making it" as you say.

 

Ah I see. Sometimes it gets pretty hard, to think of an original thread.

 

Your mom likes penises.

Too straightforward?

 

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Hehe, Lowell just rated my avatar/sig and titled the post "cheese me" and pointed out how much cheese I have.

Which reminds me of one of my old signatures:

When a man and a woman join together physically, the Ori bless the wise with a child and punish the unwise with cheese

In the case of my parents, they got both

Though I just looked at the Uncyclopedia page in question and found that the quote was no longer there

 

Your mom likes penises.

Too straightforward?

As a matter of fact, yes.

 

Your mom likes penises.

Too straightforward?

Maybe a little too straightforward, but hey you gotta start somewhere. And being straight and forward is a good place to start, if you know what I mean.

 

Cheese, you are obviously my superior in immature innuendo. I salute you.
In my pants.

 

Dick salutes are always nice. Though not as nice as clitoris salutes.

 

I will try harder to have a clitoris next time. I'll also try to make my clitoris harder.

 

You read the hole thing?

 

You read the hole thing? :eek:

He sure did, sexysexons...Seconds.

 

He sure did, sexysexons...Seconds.

Remember this?

 

Oh god lol yes!

 

What did the tissue say to the teenage boy?
"You come here often?"

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-

*chokes, dies*

*is necroed by woodenrat*

-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god.......

 

YOu didn't make a joke there, and being a sexual joke in itself dosen't count. uterus- uh... I mean utilise the big gray thing in your head.

 

uterus- uh... I mean utilise the big gray thing in your head.

TAAAAANK penis?