May 30, 2009 at 4:15 PM
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The spikes are to stop Chaco from raping him because Chaco's stupid enough to try and get the red stuff off the spikes because it looks like lipstick.
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May 30, 2009 at 9:59 PM
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I... I can't see any fault in this logic.
May 30, 2009 at 10:11 PM
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I can. If she really was dumb enough to fall for such a stupid trap, she certainly wouldn't be smart enough to rape Santa. Or, y'know, make Jellies appear...
May 30, 2009 at 10:13 PM
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I don't think that rape requires a very high IQ, nor do I believe that she has Summon Jellyfish. That spell requires like 50 INT.
May 30, 2009 at 10:16 PM
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Well, it does if it's female to male. Also, there are spikes with red substance on them between Chaco's and Santa's houses, which means she would kill herself before even arriving at Santa's house. Kinda pointless to have more inside, don't you think?Captain Fabulous said:
May 30, 2009 at 10:19 PM
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I think Santa just likes watching newbs impale themselves on obviously dangerous spikes.
The sign makes it all the more funnier when they do.
I think Santa just likes watching newbs impale themselves on obviously dangerous spikes.
The sign makes it all the more funnier when they do.
May 30, 2009 at 10:21 PM
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Lowell, I think that's the general consensus, because it's gotta get boring around Grasstown. Rape is only entertaining for so long, amirite?
May 30, 2009 at 10:25 PM
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Changing the subject, for great justice (for the sake of the forums).
We've already established that spikes are weeds, and Santa didn't bother to prune his until it was too late. And how could Chaco possibly get to Santa? Have you ever seen an NPC jump?
We've already established that spikes are weeds, and Santa didn't bother to prune his until it was too late. And how could Chaco possibly get to Santa? Have you ever seen an NPC jump?
May 30, 2009 at 10:27 PM
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Heheh
Actually, almost all of the NPCs walk without gravity. {As in, the walk animation doesn't make them fall when they walk over a hole}
It makes it really hard for certain cut-scenes, XD
Actually, almost all of the NPCs walk without gravity. {As in, the walk animation doesn't make them fall when they walk over a hole}
It makes it really hard for certain cut-scenes, XD
May 30, 2009 at 10:31 PM
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Spikes can't touch her because she can do the Hammer Shuffle. Chaco can't do the Hammer Shuffle.
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Heh
Anyways, what was this topic about again?
Oh yeah, Santa's Strange House, not spamming threads about who's gay, =P
Again, I pull up the Reverse Psychology theory.
Santa obviously gets bored in Grasstown/Bushland, and watching a moron impale himself on dangerous spikes with a warning sign right by them is a great way to pass the time
And you're not?Fire1052 said:
Anyways, what was this topic about again?
Oh yeah, Santa's Strange House, not spamming threads about who's gay, =P
Again, I pull up the Reverse Psychology theory.
Santa obviously gets bored in Grasstown/Bushland, and watching a moron impale himself on dangerous spikes with a warning sign right by them is a great way to pass the time