Jan 18, 2012 at 1:51 AM
Join Date: Aug 28, 2009
Location: The Purple Zone
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Alright, how's this then for a final cut: WD gave me some tips to make it look better
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If you want I can write little things on the front that say what each one is specifically for, or you can go with the generic text. Your choice. As well, there's still time for me to make some changes. Maybe I will try to replace the skull with Ridley's.

An 18 karat solid gold Kanpachi stands atop a shining pedestal, one foot resting upon the skull of your defeated enemies, holding aloft his trusty fishing pole with a look of solemn pride. Looking at this statue fills you with a sense of accomplishment and fulfillment - it's you, you are the star. Cherish this prize and remember that nothing can ever stand in your way - there is greatness in you.
<Original resolution>
If you want I can write little things on the front that say what each one is specifically for, or you can go with the generic text. Your choice. As well, there's still time for me to make some changes. Maybe I will try to replace the skull with Ridley's.