Rate the favorite CS character of the person above you.

Heheh

9/10 for quick and lazy access to virtually all of the Island.

Computer terminals? =D

 

3/10 For not having Solitaire on them.

Arthur's Sue's computer

 

5/10 for not having Solitaire either, but it can allow teleportation to 5 different places.
The beds with red petals scarred around.

 

Um... How 'bout... 6/10 for being a bed? No, wait! 3/10 for being a bed that you can't sleep on.

Chaco's bed

 

10/10, you know why.
Chaco's fireplace.

 

hey captain
Do you like hammers?

 

Is it that time already? I'm not ready to stop.
80s pop culture references aside, CHACO'S FIREPLACE. Rate it.

 

6/10 For blocking my way to that whiner Kazuma.

Santa's fireplace

 

0/10. You made me get that juice AGAIN? Do you even know where we have to GET that shit from?

The Jellyfish Juice. (All three.)

 

0.5/10 You all know why. If not, go fuck yourself. That half point is for enabling me to get the Bubbler.

Bubbler

 

10/10 YEEEEEEAAAAAH, BITCH!

The Bubbler's bubbles.

 

(3 * Bubbler lvl)/10

Rocket Launcher

 

Eh... 4/6. Slightly higher than 3/10, but not completely 4/10.

Super Missile Launcher!

 

8/10 Didn't use it too much, but it still pwns everybody...

Snaaaaaake!

 

1/10. Eh.

Pooooooooooolah Star!

 

9/10 Say what you want, but Polar Star is just little less awesome than Spur itself.

Spur itself

 

10/10. It shoots lasers and doesn't cut me with its dangerous teeth.

Have we run out of characters at this point?
Cthulhu.

 

We have run out of characters, and rated all the guns about 5 times already.
8/10 for Cthulhu, for being mysterious and wearing a frog suit.
Bats.

 

9/10. Nice and fluttery, but they bite me too much.

CAPTAIN PLANET.

 

If you mean that Captain Planet, then 8/10 for providing The Nostalgia Critic a show to review. Ne'er saw the show...

While we're at it, Sonic the Hedgehog