Rants

Yeah.

She looks ugly.

Fuck you >.<

She's feckin awesome.

 

Fuck you >.<

DO WANT

She's feckin awesome.

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DO NOT WANT

 

The night of April 4, 2007 was a night like any other. Well, no, not really. But, like most nights, it was a night. It was my spring break, and like any other good-looking, virile young man on spring break such as myself, I decided to take a nice drive down to my grandma's house. I mean, seriously. Grandma's house is where shit is at.

So yeah, then I get to my grandma's house, and she comes to the door. And she's all, "Oh little Kageryushin! You've gotten so big!" and I'm all "shut up, grandma." Then I take off my jacket and walk in, and I'm like, "Hey Grandma, let's watch this new anime, it's called Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann. I hear it's fuckin' badass." And then she's like "Okay my little Kage, just sit right there and Grandma will make us a batch of cookies."

So then while my Grandma is making the cookies, I throw in the tape into the fuckin' VCR and shit, and then all of a sudden out of nowhere there's all these fuckin' explosions and shit. And I'm like okay, explosions are good. And then, there's like this dude in a cape all fuckin' outta nowhere and shit, and he's all "GURREN-LAGANN! SPEENG ON! ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTEIRU!" and this epic fuckin' music starts playing and shit and I'm just like "HOLY SHIT, GRANDMA GET IN HERE!"

And then she comes hobbling in as fast as her scrawny little grandma legs can carry her, and then just as she takes ONE look at the screen, and I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD this is true, her chest fucking EXPLODES and her organs go FLYING all over the living room. But did I move? No. I could not tear myself away. I dared not to. I stood there and I watched the whole thing. And when it was over, I stood there covered in cookie dough and my grandma's crusty entrails and said, "Oh my God, this is the best fucking show I have ever seen."

Seriously. It's the greatest series ever.

 

I watched till episode 6 before getting bored of it. I kinda prefer Soul Eater.

 

The night of April 4, 2007 was a night like any other. Well, no, not really. But, like most nights, it was a night. It was my spring break, and like any other good-looking, virile young man on spring break such as myself, I decided to take a nice drive down to my grandma's house. I mean, seriously. Grandma's house is where shit is at.

So yeah, then I get to my grandma's house, and she comes to the door. And she's all, "Oh little Kageryushin! You've gotten so big!" and I'm all "shut up, grandma." Then I take off my jacket and walk in, and I'm like, "Hey Grandma, let's watch this new anime, it's called Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann. I hear it's fuckin' badass." And then she's like "Okay my little Kage, just sit right there and Grandma will make us a batch of cookies."

So then while my Grandma is making the cookies, I throw in the tape into the fuckin' VCR and shit, and then all of a sudden out of nowhere there's all these fuckin' explosions and shit. And I'm like okay, explosions are good. And then, there's like this dude in a cape all fuckin' outta nowhere and shit, and he's all "GURREN-LAGANN! SPEENG ON! ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTEIRU!" and this epic fuckin' music starts playing and shit and I'm just like "HOLY SHIT, GRANDMA GET IN HERE!"

And then she comes hobbling in as fast as her scrawny little grandma legs can carry her, and then just as she takes ONE look at the screen, and I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD this is true, her chest fucking EXPLODES and her organs go FLYING all over the living room. But did I move? No. I could not tear myself away. I dared not to. I stood there and I watched the whole thing. And when it was over, I stood there covered in cookie dough and my grandma's crusty entrails and said, "Oh my God, this is the best fucking show I have ever seen."

Seriously. It's the greatest series ever.

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What DID your Grandma bake into those cookies? I bet she ate them and it reacted with some combustible oxygen in her lungs and then when she got all excited when she saw that handsome man on the TV show she heated up and made the oxygen in her lungs combust. xD

 

What DID your Grandma bake into those cookies? I bet she ate them and it reacted with some combustible oxygen in her lungs and then when she got all excited when she saw that handsome man on the TV she heated up and made the oxygen in her lungs combust. xD

Fuck TV. It's a fucking Gurren Lagann. Lord Kamina's name silences crying children, y'know?

 

The night of April 4, 2007 was a night like any other. Well, no, not really. But, like most nights, it was a night. It was my spring break, and like any other good-looking, virile young man on spring break such as myself, I decided to take a nice drive down to my grandma's house. I mean, seriously. Grandma's house is where shit is at.

So yeah, then I get to my grandma's house, and she comes to the door. And she's all, "Oh little Kageryushin! You've gotten so big!" and I'm all "shut up, grandma." Then I take off my jacket and walk in, and I'm like, "Hey Grandma, let's watch this new anime, it's called Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann. I hear it's fuckin' badass." And then she's like "Okay my little Kage, just sit right there and Grandma will make us a batch of cookies."

So then while my Grandma is making the cookies, I throw in the tape into the fuckin' VCR and shit, and then all of a sudden out of nowhere there's all these fuckin' explosions and shit. And I'm like okay, explosions are good. And then, there's like this dude in a cape all fuckin' outta nowhere and shit, and he's all "GURREN-LAGANN! SPEENG ON! ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTEIRU!" and this epic fuckin' music starts playing and shit and I'm just like "HOLY SHIT, GRANDMA GET IN HERE!"

And then she comes hobbling in as fast as her scrawny little grandma legs can carry her, and then just as she takes ONE look at the screen, and I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD this is true, her chest fucking EXPLODES and her organs go FLYING all over the living room. But did I move? No. I could not tear myself away. I dared not to. I stood there and I watched the whole thing. And when it was over, I stood there covered in cookie dough and my grandma's crusty entrails and said, "Oh my God, this is the best fucking show I have ever seen."

Seriously. It's the greatest series ever.

...

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LMFAO!

 

Me lolin' like crazy xDDDDDD

Seriously that's fkin funny xDDDDDDDDDDD

 

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I just skimmed through and stopped at this exact line.

"Oh little Kageryushin! You've gotten so big!"

OH MY GOD

 

lolz @ Justin
XDDD

 

I watched till episode 6 before getting bored of it. I kinda prefer Soul Eater.

You tasteless moron. How can you enjoy another shitty shonen series that's barely different from the rest of the lot who's only good characters are Death the Kid and his little cowgirl manifestations of fanservice? How can you turn down the burning inferno of manliness and virtus that is Gurren Lagann? Are cross-countering mecha too overwhelmingly awesome for you? Will your brain explode from not being able to produce enough manly tears during episode 8? I'm ashamed of you, Jcys. Ashamed.

 

Perhaps you just fail Kage. We all do at some point in our lives. Some of us fail all the time.

Everyone, I must please ask you to excuse Jacob and his bad attempt at trolling. He is exorbitantly stupid, you see. He doesn't know any better.

Jacob, I, as is plainly visible, haven't even made a single action that presented the possible consequence of failure, and, even if I did, if you recall, I never fail. It is a dimensional impossibility. We've all been over this before. Whenever I make even the slightest "mistake," reality itself overrides this error and how I presented the subject becomes the correct usage.

 

Okay after editing Jacobs post: Enough with that -_-"
Enough with trolling and especially swearing, I warn you people!

 

which will only work until you contradict yourself, at which point the universe will explode and I will shout 'YOU ***ING FAILED!!! **** YOU YOU M********ING F*****-A** PIECE OF S*** M*********ER! YOU D***-****ING C***-S*****G M*********ING D****-EATER! F*** YOU!' at the top of my lungs.

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Enough with this ****ing swearing!

- S. P. Gardebiter

Seriously, WTF Jacob?! You went too far.

 

Seriously, WTF Jacob?! You failed too far.

Yea. You just have to wait until he fails, not fail yourself 1000 times just because you can't make him

 

You tasteless moron. How can you enjoy another shitty shonen series that's barely different from the rest of the lot who's only good characters are Death the Kid and his little cowgirl manifestations of fanservice? How can you turn down the burning inferno of manliness and virtus that is Gurren Lagann? Are cross-countering mecha too overwhelmingly awesome for you? Will your brain explode from not being able to produce enough manly tears during episode 8? I'm ashamed of you, Jcys. Ashamed.

I didn't really mind it all that much. I just have a really short attention span. I'm trying to like, watch at least one episode a week. It was awesome, I don't know how the hell I got bored of it, maybe it is the short attention span

Perhaps you just fail Kage. We all do at some point in our lives. Some of us fail all the time.

GEEEGGGGAAAA DDURRRIILLLLLUUUUUU BUURRREEEKKKKKKAAAAA!!!!

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All those demotivators taught me the Giga Drill Breaker even before I saw it in action

 

GEEEGGGGAAAA DDURRRIILLLLLUUUUUU BUUKKKAKKKKKKEEEEEE!!!!

You're too creative. Reduce on viewing those nonsense.

 

You're too creative. Reduce on viewing those nonsense.

You loses one free internets for failing outrightly.

 

You loses one free internets for failing outrightly.

He doesn't need free internetz.

Lol this is a random statement.

So random off and gtfo xD.

 

You're too creative. Reduce on viewing those nonsense.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s65n0PmvIm4

No. Really. Isn't that just the most badass thing you've ever seen?