(Random game title here) story

SPELUNKY STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT SPELUNKYSMITH
OPEN THE CHEST
IT'S A WHIP
NOW YOU CAN LOOT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD

 

Bioshock 2 story.
Sad violin music plays in the background
You open the chest
Unexpected scream + Ballos jumps at your face
You run out of the room

 

WAIT

(random game title here) Story

instead of hermit gunsmith, hermit Cave Story tribute site forums smith (HCSTSFS For short)

instead of polar star, topic star

YOU CAN NOW LITERALLY MAKE A PROGRAM ON KAZUMA'S COMPUTER CALLED CAVE STORY

Don't double post or Noxid will kill you.

NUUUU-

 

WAIT

(random game title here) Story

instead of hermit gunsmith, hermit Cave Story tribute site forums smith (HCSTSFS For short)

instead of polar star, topic star

YOU CAN NOW LITERALLY MAKE A PROGRAM ON KAZUMA'S COMPUTER CALLED CAVE STORY




NUUUU-

you killed it

 

Yes.

 

WAIT

(random game title here) Story

instead of hermit gunsmith, hermit Cave Story tribute site forums smith (HCSTSFS For short)

instead of polar star, topic star

YOU CAN NOW LITERALLY MAKE A PROGRAM ON KAZUMA'S COMPUTER CALLED CAVE STORY




NUUUU-

No you can't. You're not a compuuter programmer.
Btw, This thread is an inspiration for mods for me.

 

you killed it

Yes.

Well he was the one who made this thread live in the first place, it's only natural that he would be the one to kill it in the end.

But NOT YET

BECAUSE

FRANKENSTORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT STEINSMITH

OPEN THE CHEST

INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, IT'S A LIGHTNING CONDUCTOR

YOU CAN REVIVE LITERALLY ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

 

I have a better idea.

LOCKED STORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT LOCKSMITH

OPEN THE CHEST

INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, IT'S A LOCKED THREAD

YOU CAN LITERALLY BE BANNED ANYWHERE