(Random game title here) story

This will blow your mind, guys...
PORTAL STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT WHEATLYSMITH
OPEN THE CHEST
INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, PORTAL GUN
YOU CAN TELEPORT LITERALLY ANYWHERE ON THE MOON

 

This will blow your mind, guys...
PORTAL STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT WHEATLYSMITH
OPEN THE CHEST
INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, PORTAL GUN
YOU CAN TELEPORT LITERALLY ANYWHERE ON THE MOON

...?

CSTF STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT WINDOSMITH
OPEN THE CHEST
INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, SPAMS
YOU CAN BE HATED BY EVERYONE ON THE FORUM

 

NO NO NO WAIT GUYS I GOT IT.

JUSTIN BIEBER STO-

Ok, no. nevermind.

 

OKAY GUYS LIST- oh I'm too late

 

Meh, try to make it anyway. Maybe I will play it. But please don't use tnt too much

 

NOXID STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, A TABLE
TAKE THE STUFFS
INSTEAD OF BLADE, BANHAMMER
YOU CAN KILL EVERY SPAMMERS IN FORUM

-oh wait, it already exist.

 

yume nikki story

instead of hermit gunsmith, hermit uboasmith

open the chest

instead of the polar star, it's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Better idea:

METAL GEAR STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT GUNSMITH GREY FOX!
OPEN THE CHEST
INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, IT'S A SOCOM
YOU CAN STOP THE NUCLEAR THREAT

 

CAVE STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT GUNSMITH
OPEN THE CHEST
IT'S A GUN
GOT POLAR STAR
NOW YOU CAN KILL EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD

 

CAVE STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT GUNSMITH
OPEN THE CHEST
IT'S A GUN
GOT POLAR STAR
NOW YOU CAN KILL EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD

That's just silly! It'll never work!

 

That's just silly! It'll never work!

So Cave story will never exist... What a pity...

 

So Cave story will never exist... What a pity...

And therefore no forums. NOTHING IS REAL!

 

NOTHING IS REAL!

Nothing is real! Yeah!
*the world explodes

 

NOTHING STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, NOBODY!
OPEN THE CHEST
THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE!
YOU CAN DO LITERALLY NOTHING

 

PORTAL STORY
I WAS ACTUALY GOING TO MAKE THAT!
NOT ANYMORE!
I'M OVER MY "LET'S MAKE A MOD THAT REVOLVES AROUND A COMPLEATLY 'NEW' IDEA" PHASE!

 

NOTHING STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, NOBODY!
OPEN THE CHEST
THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE!
YOU CAN DO LITERALLY NOTHING

if I don't forget, I'll make that mod

 

Mixer, you inspired me.

'CAVE STORY' STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT PIXELSMITH
OPEN THE APPLICATION
THERE'S A GAME ENGINE INSIDE!
YOU CAN MAKE A SWEET INDIE GAME!

 

CAVE STORY THE MOD
MOD A MOD AND MAKE IT CAVE STORY
THIS IS A REAL IDEA
MODCEPTION

OR:

MOD STORY
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT MODSMITH
OPEN SW (OR CE)
INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, LEVEL GUI
YOU CAN NOW FUCK UP THE LEVELS

 

YAY

WAIT WAIT

KWOTE STORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT KWOTESMITH

OPEN THE CHEST

INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, KWOTE STAR

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE

WAIT WAIT

WAIT WAIT STORY

WAIIIIIIT

 

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