(Random game title here) story

Delete this topic.
It has started Chaos.

 

It's called Terraria

 

It's called Terraria

I hate Terraria.

 

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA

FINAL FANTASY STORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT CIDSMITH

OPEN THE CHEST

IT'S AN AIRSHIP

YOU CAN FLY LITERALLY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD

 

HOW ABOUT THIS

MEGA MAN X STORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT SIGSMITH

OPEN THE CAPSULE

INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, IT'S AN X BUSTER

WITH X BUSTER YOU SHOOT HERMIT SIGSMITH

 

SILENT HILL STORY

YOU CAN GET SCARED

INSTEAD OF BALROG, PYRAMID HEAD

OPEN THE CHEST

INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, IT'S A PAIR OF LUNGS

 

You have all ruined the purpose of this topic.
Fuck.

 

GUYS GUYS LISTEN

WHAT IF

POKEMON STORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT OAKSMITH

OPEN THE CHEST

IT'S A POKEBALL

YOU CAN CATCH LITERALLY ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

 

NO NO GUYS

TRAUMA CENTER STORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT DOCTORSMITH

OPEN THE CHEST

IT'S TUBERCULOSIS

YOU SHOOT THE TUBERCULOSIS WITH LASERS

 

I'm sorry miniflip D:

But, there are so many new members that join and immediately create a topic about their totally original spin-off of <name of a popular game> and Cave Story called "<word related to the popular game> Story", we just couldn't refrain ourselves from mocking that.

Welcome to the CSTSF.

Please don't hate us.

 

kanpachi 2012 best thread

I'm sorry miniflip D:
But, there are so many new members that join and immediately create a topic about their totally original spin-off of <name of a popular game> and Cave Story called "<word related to the popular game> Story", we just couldn't refrain ourselves from mocking that.
Welcome to the CSTSF.
Please don't hate us.

That, and that they overhype things that will most likely never happen usually because they are bad at TSC (let alone ASM) and eventually abandon the entire thing.

Oh yeah that reminds me. Didn't someone else think of this before and it never got off the ground?

 

This thread is so amazing that it impregnated my wife and I ain't even mad.

 

BEST IDEA EVER

KATAWA STORY

INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT RINSMITH

GO TO BED

INSTEAD OF CHACO, IT'S A CRIPPLE CHICK

YOU CAN DATE LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE WORLD

 

Hey man, that's offensive to women also cripples.

 

Your mom is offensive to women also cripples

 

I HAVE A BETTER IDEA
PONY STORY!
INSTEAD OF HERMIT GUNSMITH, HERMIT PINKSMITH
OPEN THE CHEST
INSTEAD OF POLAR STAR, IT'S MAGIC!
YOU CAN MAKE FRIENDS WITH LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE WORLD!

 

PONY STORAY!

 

ok im done now

 

YOU CAN SAVE LITERALLY ANY PRINCESS!

Now I hope everyone has learned a valuable lesson here.

 

I am going to make all these mods