Questions and answers

No.
How do I log onto the internet?

 

Press Alt+F4.
Have you named both your nipples yet?

 

http://www.wikihow.com/Log-on-to-the-Internet-and-Other-Basics

How did I find this?

€: damn you Cpt. Fable... thingy.


Hamphrey and Turk

Did you name your balls?

 

Robert and Nicholas.
Breasts?

 

Ben and Alli. (My gf's breasts, actually.)

Have you named your first born son?

 

Quote. Dur.

Why is one of Boots' girlfriend's breasts named after him?

 

Because it's mine. ;3 It has ma name on it.

Why do you care?

 

Because the other one's named after me.
...awkward.

 

(Ignoring Cap'n's post.)

I hope you don't have a child, and that it is not breastfed.

Why do you care that I care?

 

Because King touches you at night.

Why do you care if I care that you care?

 

Dunno.

whr 2 haev sax?

 

It costs four dollars for sex. You are maggot.
do u want to trade my pokemans?

 

No, I prefer pokewomans.

Who's your daddy?

 

EPIC THREAD REVIVAL!

Um... I though you were...

Why are roses blue and violets red?

 

Because you're on PCP?
Why are you doing PCP and where can I get some?

 

'Cause I like it. I sent you a sample in mail, you should get it tomorrow

Where's mah money??

 

It is inside this puppy. Are you willing to retrieve it?

 

'Course I am. Where's my hacksaw?

 

Also inside this puppy. It's a big puppy.
beep beep beep WHAT THE FUCBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUAHAHAHAHA HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

You didn't ask a question.

Why didn't you ask a question?