Questions and answers

Throw in a hamburger and it's a deal.

Who tapes bacon? Honestly?

 

The Duct Tape Wizard?

 

Are you answering a question with another question?

 

So what if I am?

 

But why do you do it?

 

Figured I'd just save myself some time, you know?

 

That's clever.

Do you like self-referential jokes?

 

Wait, that was a self-referential joke? Man, I'm funnier than I was aware of.

 

Yes, I can read your mind.

 

No really. How was that self-referential?

 

Well, talking about answering questions with questions by answering questions with questions... if that isn't self-referential, I'll eat my shoes.

How do your shoes taste?

 

Like rubber, dirt and old people.
Don't ask what my shoes were doing with old people.
How do i liekd mudkips?

 

With lots and lots of salt.

Where da bukkit?

 

I made you a bukkit but I eated it.
What is beauty?

 

That thing in the eye of Bad Beholder.

What is a man?

 

A miserable pile of mudkips. But enough talk, how would you like a backrub?

 

Yes, thank you, I appreciate that.

Is it dangerous to go alone?

 

Not if you take the Ultimate Sword of Extraordinary Magnitude. Master using it, and you can have it.
What're YOU looking at?

 

Your mo-Ahem, I mean, there's a deer behind you. I just found it fascinating.

Is this a question?

 

Yeah, it has a question mark and is grammatically correct.
What's your favorite CS track aside from Moonsong?