Questions and answers

What? I would never dare to think that!

Who are you, mister?

 

My name is Dr. Robert Neville. I am a survivor living in New York city. Nothing went the way it was supposed to. There were 6 billion people on earth when the infection hit. I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies.
WHY, MY PIGGY? WHYYYY?

 

Because I love bacon.

Why do you assume everyone here knows Invader Zim?

 

Because they do, it would seem. And if, by some freak coincidence, they don't, they should be enlightened. watching Invader Zim is good for your soul and will make you live 5 years longer.
Why wouldn't everyone know of Invader Zim?

 

Because, and this is just hypothetically speaking, the show haven't aired in their country yet.

Why oh why haven't they aired Invader Zim in my country yet?

 

Because they're not going to start playing reruns of an 8-year-old show?
Can't you buy the DVD's somewhere?

 

Nope, sorry. Only from across the ocean.

Who's your favorite MGF member?

 

Me, duh.
Why would you want me to pick favorites? That's just cruel.

 

That's because I like being cruel.

How do I conquer the world?

 

Press Z or R twice.
Can I help you conquer the world?

 

Yes, of course. Have you finished Connor's sidekick?

 

I've been doing things. But I'll get right on that. Where'd I put that glue...

 

Umm, it's over there. No, not there, there! Jeez, are you blind or something?

 

Actually, I didn't even use any glue. Scotch tape ftw!
Do you liek Jeff?

 

Wow, he's great. Good job, Cap!

What would a webcomic about Connor and Jeff be like?

 

...There's only one way to find out?

 

You have a point.

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So, can you draw?

 

Yeah, but not human faces, and not on this computer.
Let's do it! For teh lulz!
Oh yeah QUESTION MARKS????

 

Yes, I needed some already, thanks.

Want some exclamation marks in return?!?!?!?

 

I will give you 156 question marks for a goat. Sound good?