"Pokeballs" Jokes

There is no archive of these on the internet. Everyone seems to expect there to be hundreds of 'em, but I've never encountered any. So let's hear your best innuendos. I'll start, but I don't have any good ones, hence the reason for making this thread.
"I captured a Mr. Mime with my Pokeballs."
See? Not that good. We need a higher standard here in Internetland. Rule 35 applies to more than just... fan art.

 

The best one I can think of is "I'll poke your balls!".

 

See? Lame stuff, ladies and gentlemen. This is why help is needed. It's a worthy cause.

 

"Those balls are sure pokey..."

 

"I've bought myself a pair of Great Balls. They're pretty handy, but just wait till I get my hands on an Ultra Ball or two."

 

"But I only have ONE Master Ball!"

 

And I have about 13 pokeballs so that's cool too.

 

"You sure have balls, dude."

 

That make no referrence to the Poke.

 

"Pokeballs!"

 

Oh, cannonballs.

 

Master ball...
"You can master my balls."
Not that good.
"I keep my friends close and my pokeballs closer."
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How to reverse a vasectomy: Pokeballs.

 

I keep tiny creatures in my Pokeballs.

 

Psshht, I keep not-so-tiny creatures in my Pokeballs...

 

balls.

 

 

Goddamnit, it's always about poking your goddamn balls!

 

Gotta catch'em all!

 

A man has balls, but a pokeman has pokeballs.