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Pizza = veggies...?!

Nov 20, 2011 at 2:53 PM
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...Seriously? Pizza being veggies? VEGGIES?!
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Oh, and for a IQ test of the Congress. They wanna rate pizza a vegetable because of the amount of tomato pasta, right?
But then wouldn't it be proper to consider it a FRUIT?! Tomatoes aren't vegetables!
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Nov 20, 2011 at 3:00 PM
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I'm not sure which is a more inflammatory argument, pizza -> vegetable or fruit <- tomato -> vegetable

And what of pizza that doesn't contain tomato paste?
 
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Noxid said:
And what of pizza that doesn't contain tomato paste?
Some pizza that would be :droll:

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Seriously, the only thing congress is good for these days is embarrassing us in front of the world, and being too indescisive to pass any of the terrible, unnecessary legislation they pull out of their asses. :/

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Ontopic: I heard of this claim three days ago, and I believe I had the same thought that was going through most other people's minds. That is, plain cheese pizza contains no vegetables at all.
 
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Pizza... =... veggies?... What is this world coming to?
 
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where the hell are you getting all these emotion .gifs from

They're so annoying

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Nov 20, 2011 at 5:05 PM
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Wow SirTopHat, thanks for posting that again.

Anyway I don't know what you guys are so upset about, this is a huge step towards solving the obesity epidemic. Now they're all eating vegetables.
 
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Those are so lame
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Nov 20, 2011 at 6:39 PM
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Good job, America.
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 9:51 PM
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DoubleThink said:
Some pizza that would be :awesomeface:
Don't be a fool brother -- it is not the tomato that defines the pizza. In fact, in Italy, but a few of the pizzas have tomato on them.


Anyway, the thing that really gets me riled up is when people call some fruits vegetables. For example:
- Tomatoes
- Corn
- Squash/Pumpkins
- Zucchini
- Cucumbers
- Nuts
- Beans
etc

The amount of horticultural ignorance in today's society is astounding.
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 9:55 PM
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Strictly speaking, aren't fruits a subset of vegetables? So it's not really wrong to refer to a fruit as a vegetable?
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 10:00 PM
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I was under the opinion that "Fruit" meant plant ovaries, and vegetable was just any kind of edible plant. So, fruits can be vegetables and vegetables can be fruits.

Pineapple is a berry.
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 10:00 PM
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Well that's fine and dandy.

Regardless, aren't there more things on a pizza than the fruit/vegetable/whatever the fuck? Like cheese, and bread?

OH WAIT, IS THAT A VEGETABLE TOO!? God America, you suck.

For the record, Greek pizza should be considered dairy since it's basically just a half-inch-thick layer of cheese on a quarter-inch layer of bread.
 
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Noxid said:
Pineapple is a berry.
Naw, a pineapple is a type of aggregate fruit. A tomato is a berry though.
And I was under the opinion that a vegetable was any edible part that isn't a fruit? Otherwise the classification system is worthless.

And no, cheese and bread are not vegetables desu.
 
Nov 20, 2011 at 10:09 PM
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Lace said:
And no, cheese and bread are not vegetables desu.

Just had to confirm it with you first. You never know in this confusing world we live in!
 
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