Picking a Different Nickname

If I were to change my nickname now, it would probably be to some variation of "Nifty". I couldn't have chosen it when I first joined though, because here is where I got that nickname

 

My only other contemporary nick when I made this account was 'Anon' so I guess I would have chosen that, but in truth I switched over to Lace because I was tired of Anon. Also it is moderately unintelligent. (If I joined a few months later praps I would have chosen One Free Tea/afrit or something)

If I had to change my name now, I would choose mindy, tuple, luple or perhaps phineas.
Also: cabinet, refrigerator, cardboard, telephonepole, ballpointpen, wallet, card, fifteendollars, paper, maths, headphones, hadite, glasses and book would all be EXCELLENT usernames and are most certainly not just items on my desk.

 

You have an entire refrigerator on your desk?

 

The refrigerator was more striking then the telephone pole? Really?
And I beg you re-read that post.

 

Oh, derp.

Also, funny you mentioned fifteendollars as a username, 'cause I actually use five dollars on the xkcd forums (on which I have yet to post at all, despite having had an account for over a year).

 

Well, 100killer9 is stupid, but back then I would have chosen Lucario777. Stupider, I know.
Recently, it would have been 100killer9 for ease if Madotsuki was taken.
Now, it would have been Glitch-kun, which I chose for my DeviantArt username (and somehow wasn't taken by the weeaboos).

 

Now, it would have been Glitch-kun, which I chose for my DeviantArt username (and somehow wasn't taken by the weeaboos).

And now it is!

 

I don't care that Lace has instant telephone access. I'm more curious about the items that are inside the refrigerator.