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Aug 12, 2012 at 7:18 PM
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Ok, so now I can't stop wondering

which is more bestiality - Chaco x Quote, or Chaco x Dog(s)?
Chaco x Dogs, assuming that bestiality is more about bangin beings less sapient than you rather than about bangin outside your species. As both quote and chaco are sapient, that isn't really bestiality at all. Just normal sex with extra fur.

Also dat pairing.


Also I'm interested in who can come up with the most ridiculous threesome that retains sexiness.
 
Aug 12, 2012 at 7:24 PM
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Chaco x Dogs, assuming that bestiality is more about bangin beings less sapient than you rather than about bangin outside your species. As both quote and chaco are sapient, that isn't really bestiality at all. Just normal sex with extra fur.

Also dat pairing.
Yeah, it's what I figured.
But then I remember that at least one of the dogs is shown to have the ability to speak (re: plantation life capsule dog) so that muddied the waters a bit.
 
Aug 13, 2012 at 1:34 AM
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Jenka and Ballos.

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Aug 13, 2012 at 10:16 AM
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I feel the need to point out that he's her brother and four times her size if memory serves.
 
Aug 13, 2012 at 4:23 PM
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When you're shipping, you must throw reasoning out the window for some.
 
Aug 13, 2012 at 6:08 PM
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16 times her size, if I recall, and that's only with 2 dimensions
 
Aug 14, 2012 at 10:21 AM
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Is that supposed to be a problem?
 
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While watching the commercial for "The Possession" I saw how it was a girl getting possessed by a demon. So I think that there should definitely be some:

Sue/Red Demon
There is really no basis for me to say this, but it would be a little interesting.


My capabilities for thinking of pairings is inhibited today.
 
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Kanpachi/Chinfish for the lulz more than anything else. I dare someone to write this.
 
Aug 14, 2012 at 9:27 PM
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Kanpachi/Chinfish for the lulz more than anything else. I dare someone to write this.
That's pretty crazy because as I was walking home i found this 512MB usb on a bench in the park and when I looked this was on it along with three copies of "Ordinary Day" by Great Big Sea

It was a warm sunny day, not unlike any other in the Mimiga Village. Nobody really knew where the sunlight came from, but it didn't really matter because that was just how it had always been. Kanpachi had awoke bright and early that morning and headed down to his usual spot by the pond to go fishing. Kanpachi really liked fishing.
The sunless light flickered off the gently rippling waters, casting an ethereal shimmering glow on the low stone ceiling of the cavern. Kanpachi sat motionless, eyes closed, rod poised, awaiting the moment when fortune would descend upon him, when the line draws taut and the game begins. A visceral struggle between predator and prey, fisherman and catch, the fight to bring the two together that ends in the inevitable climactic victory of landing the fish. Indeed, there are few things in life more fulfilling than the thrill of the catch for Kanpachi.
But as of yet, all is still. The quiet gurgling of cool, clear water from some unseen spring lulls Kanpachi into reverie as his mind drifts idly on thoughts and dreams. He imagines sinking slowly into a cold black pool, deep as time itself. Weightless and free, he swims with grace and ease through the inky current, and as his vision adjusts to the darkness, a fantastic world of billowing reeds, forbidding trenches and towering stone mountains opens up. And all around, fish of every color dart to and fro, beckoning him with their shimmering scales. They swam around him in circles, sometimes brushing against his body with their smooth touch, sometimes lingering in front of him to give a friendly smile. Kanpachi really liked fish.
Somewhere in the swirling, living cloud of fish he imagines seeing something different, a familiar face with ears and fur like him, arm extended, reaching out to him...
A gentle tug in his paw interrupts the dream, and Kanpachi quickly snaps back to the glim of the cave around him. A second pull on the fishing rod and Kanpachi springs into action, setting the hook with a quick tug on the line and clasping the reel tightly in his paw. An excited grin creeps across his face as he applies tension to the line, slowly and carefully reeling in his frantic catch. The game is afoot, and the two competitors struggle with every muscle in their bodies to be the victor, the chinfish writhing frantically in the water, and Kanpachi on the shore, muscles taut and steady. Slowly though, the line inches backwards, closer and closer, until the chinfish is nearly at the edge of the dock. A bead of sweat forms on Kanpachi's furrowed brow as he reels in the last of the line, and with the speed of a puma deftly plunges his bucket into the pond, scooping out his quarry, victorious once again.
With a heavy gust of air, Kanpachi exhales, relaxing and dropping to the ground to sit alongside his prize. It is well known that there is only one fish in the entire pond, the Chinfish, but still the ritual continues every morning. A wide grin is spread across his face as he catches his breath, savoring the moment a little before turning to gaze into the bucket. The Chinfish floats, complacent, in the middle, hook and line still dangling from its mouth. Kanpachi reaches in to free the line, and Chinfish gazes back up at him with deep black eyes. Kanpachi stared back, feeling his blood rise as he eyed the lithe, supple form, the grace of its movements and beauty of its golden scales. Kanpachi really liked Chinfish.
He then waded into the shallow waters near the shore, round stones clacking dully beneath his padded feet. At about a foot or so deep, he emptied the bucket, and Chinfish swam freely in the waters around him once more. The perfection of his form, free in his element, never failed to take Kanpachi's breath away. Shortly, Chinfish returned to Kanpachi's side, looking up expectantly. He felt a surge of passion well up inside him as he thought of his smooth cool body, muscular and slimy, and gently lowered himself into the water.
It is early in the morning, and everyone else in the village remains nestled snug in their beds dreaming idle dreams of friends, food and laughter. In the dim morning light, Kanpachi lay motionless, eyes closed, rod poised, awaiting the moment when fortune would descend upon him.
 
Aug 14, 2012 at 11:56 PM
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Balfrog + The unused sprite of that cat

Also I have a similar story to Noxid's

I was walking with my friend at night and I saw these two USBs on the ground in some random parking zone or whatever you call it in english. One was 4GB (I kept it) the other one was 2GB. We went to his garage and plugged them into a laptop, the smaller 2GB USB had a folder named "XXX" loaded with various intriguing porn pictures. Needless to say we checked every picture. I kept the other one with no porn. Also they both had some weird folders with pictures of hangars and trains, as well as some business papers in PDF and DOC formats. To be honest, it would be great if I could find the person who lost those USBs and give them back to him. But when something is lost in Lithuania, it's lost forever...I wouldn't know where to look!
 
Aug 15, 2012 at 3:14 AM
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That's pretty crazy because as I was walking home i found this 512MB usb on a bench in the park and when I looked this was on it along with three copies of "Ordinary Day" by Great Big Sea

It was a warm sunny day, not unlike any other in the Mimiga Village. Nobody really knew where the sunlight came from, but it didn't really matter because that was just how it had always been. Kanpachi had awoke bright and early that morning and headed down to his usual spot by the pond to go fishing. Kanpachi really liked fishing.
The sunless light flickered off the gently rippling waters, casting an ethereal shimmering glow on the low stone ceiling of the cavern. Kanpachi sat motionless, eyes closed, rod poised, awaiting the moment when fortune would descend upon him, when the line draws taut and the game begins. A visceral struggle between predator and prey, fisherman and catch, the fight to bring the two together that ends in the inevitable climactic victory of landing the fish. Indeed, there are few things in life more fulfilling than the thrill of the catch for Kanpachi.
But as of yet, all is still. The quiet gurgling of cool, clear water from some unseen spring lulls Kanpachi into reverie as his mind drifts idly on thoughts and dreams. He imagines sinking slowly into a cold black pool, deep as time itself. Weightless and free, he swims with grace and ease through the inky current, and as his vision adjusts to the darkness, a fantastic world of billowing reeds, forbidding trenches and towering stone mountains opens up. And all around, fish of every color dart to and fro, beckoning him with their shimmering scales. They swam around him in circles, sometimes brushing against his body with their smooth touch, sometimes lingering in front of him to give a friendly smile. Kanpachi really liked fish.
Somewhere in the swirling, living cloud of fish he imagines seeing something different, a familiar face with ears and fur like him, arm extended, reaching out to him...
A gentle tug in his paw interrupts the dream, and Kanpachi quickly snaps back to the glim of the cave around him. A second pull on the fishing rod and Kanpachi springs into action, setting the hook with a quick tug on the line and clasping the reel tightly in his paw. An excited grin creeps across his face as he applies tension to the line, slowly and carefully reeling in his frantic catch. The game is afoot, and the two competitors struggle with every muscle in their bodies to be the victor, the chinfish writhing frantically in the water, and Kanpachi on the shore, muscles taut and steady. Slowly though, the line inches backwards, closer and closer, until the chinfish is nearly at the edge of the dock. A bead of sweat forms on Kanpachi's furrowed brow as he reels in the last of the line, and with the speed of a puma deftly plunges his bucket into the pond, scooping out his quarry, victorious once again.
With a heavy gust of air, Kanpachi exhales, relaxing and dropping to the ground to sit alongside his prize. It is well known that there is only one fish in the entire pond, the Chinfish, but still the ritual continues every morning. A wide grin is spread across his face as he catches his breath, savoring the moment a little before turning to gaze into the bucket. The Chinfish floats, complacent, in the middle, hook and line still dangling from its mouth. Kanpachi reaches in to free the line, and Chinfish gazes back up at him with deep black eyes. Kanpachi stared back, feeling his blood rise as he eyed the lithe, supple form, the grace of its movements and beauty of its golden scales. Kanpachi really liked Chinfish.
He then waded into the shallow waters near the shore, round stones clacking dully beneath his padded feet. At about a foot or so deep, he emptied the bucket, and Chinfish swam freely in the waters around him once more. The perfection of his form, free in his element, never failed to take Kanpachi's breath away. Shortly, Chinfish returned to Kanpachi's side, looking up expectantly. He felt a surge of passion well up inside him as he thought of his smooth cool body, muscular and slimy, and gently lowered himself into the water.
It is early in the morning, and everyone else in the village remains nestled snug in their beds dreaming idle dreams of friends, food and laughter. In the dim morning light, Kanpachi lay motionless, eyes closed, rod poised, awaiting the moment when fortune would descend upon him.

I can't believe that something this well-written now exists for this pairing. :orangebell:
 
Aug 15, 2012 at 5:34 AM
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Well whaddaya know, it exists. Since we're uploading fics, enjoy this.

Numerous iron cages lined dark walls of bleak stone as mimiga after mimiga were being teleported into their cells by an evil witch named Misery. A female mimiga with purple fur, who had already been imprisoned the previous night, watched as a young child materialized next to her and fell to the floor.

“Are you okay?” she asked.

“I’ll live.” The child groaned as she picked her self up. She looked around the barred room with wide-eyes as she tried to figure out where she was. “Where are we?”

“Some kinda weird prison.” The other female answered as best as she could. “We must be very deep underground.”

“Aren’t we always?” the younger mimiga remarked. Before they were captured, the mimiga usually lived within the caves of the floating island they called home, making the purple female’s statement rather redundant.

“Aren’t you a bit young to be a smartass?” She chuckled before extending her paw towards the newcomer in greeting. “My name’s Chaco, by the way.”

“Chie.” The child responded, joining Chaco in a handshake. “How long do you think we’ll be stuck in here?”

“Who knows.” The purple furred mimiga shrugged. “I’ve been here since that witch Misery snatched me up from my home last night.”

“That would explain why I didn’t see you at the plantation.” Chie remarked.

“Plantation?” Chaco repeated; her interest piqued by the younger female’s words. “What plantation?”

“The one where the doctor was making mimiga like you and me harvest red flowers.” She told her. “I hear he’s planning to send tons of frenzied mimiga down to the surface.”

“Well that’s just great.” Chaco sighed in defeat. “And to think, yesterday the only thing on my mind was this guy I was expecting to have over.” Chaco giggled and blushed as she remembered her friend, an human boy named Quote who promised to meet her for a bit of ‘fun’ at her home in Grasstown the night before. “What about you? Any male you’ve got your eyes on?”

“I don’t see myself with a boy anytime soon.” Chie replied.

“Oh, you must be too young to start dating yet.”

“No, it’s not that. It’s… well… Can I tell you a secret?” She asked.

“I can’t exactly turn around and tell anyone else now can I?” Chaco joked, though Chie took no note of the humor in her tone.

“It’s just… I never did like boys that much.” The girl admitted. “They all seemed too… unappealing, you know?”

“Oh, I see what you mean…” The purple-furred mimiga understood every word that left Chie’s lips. She had gone through a similar phase when she was her age. Back then, she considered all the island’s males greatly unattractive. The fact that males outnumbered the females two-to-one or that a certain male with thick eyebrows wouldn’t stop hitting on her didn’t help to make things easier for her during that time in her life.

“Chaco,” the white mimiga continued, “please don’t be offended, but…”

“You want me to be your first.” Chaco finished for her cellmate. Chie nodded as her cheeks turned pink. “Oh, Chie, there’s no need to be embarrassed.” She cooed, embracing the younger girl and kissing her on the lips. “I’d be honored to be your first. Shall we get started?”

It's not finished yet, but that's okay because that's all I'm comfortable with posting on this site
 
Aug 15, 2012 at 8:22 AM
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No we're not doing that

Also

>"I think we're somewhere underground." "Aren't we always?"
>"somewhere underground"
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Technically, they were underground in the caves and this took place in one of the jail rooms before the mimiga were moved to the king's table.
 
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Kanpachi/Chinfish for the lulz more than anything else. I dare someone to write this.

Haha that would be very interesting but is Chin fish male or female?
 
Aug 15, 2012 at 3:32 PM
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@above x4
all I can think is "well, that escalated quickly" (yes I know the phrase has been memefied but I can't think of a better one)
also isn't chie like less than ten or twelve years old
 
Aug 15, 2012 at 4:36 PM
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also isn't chie like less than ten or twelve years old


So? Ballos is Jenka's brother, yet Ballos/Jenka has been suggested.
 
Aug 15, 2012 at 4:38 PM
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Just wanted to make sure I guess.
 
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