On the Subject of Why Mimigas Wear Sweaters and Also Their Attire.

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Jul 4, 2009 at 10:22 AM
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JacobX891 said:
So you're saying that whole time her vagina could in no way be reached?
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NO.
Do not despair. There is always oral.
 
Jul 7, 2009 at 6:52 AM
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How could we forget oral. For shame.
So anyway, Mimigas wear no pants, but have soles glued to the bottoms of their feet. I'm a long pants man, Strong Bad.
 
Jul 7, 2009 at 7:47 AM
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JacobX891 said:
Oral?
No.
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No.

*Agrees on the principle that oral is disgustiting*
>_<
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*Goes to bleach his tongue and soul*
>_<
Why did you remind me of Ashleigh?
Why?
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No, Jacob and DB, you misunderstood us straight people. We meant, Sue is giving oral to you. Much better, right?
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 2:51 AM
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Jacob, I don't really think you can say anything for what you do or don't prefer.

Mainly because you've never had either.
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:24 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
No, Jacob and DB, you misunderstood us straight people. We meant, Sue is giving oral to you. Much better, right?

I understood.
I just.
Find the entire concept of oral sex revolting, regardless of who's giving and who's receiving.
>_<
And FYI - I'm straight enough.
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 3:27 AM
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DragonBoots said:
I understood.
I just.
Find the entire concept of oral sex revolting, regardless of who's giving and who's receiving.
>_<
And FYI - I'm straight enough.

Be entirely sure of your reasoning, go have some, and then go to sleep.

Come back and tell us what you think.
 
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Fire1052 said:
Be entirely sure of your reasoning, go have some, and then go to sleep.

Come back and tell us what you think.

Yea - no.
Been there, done that.
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 4:16 AM
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Do it again, or your argument may and will be entirely disregarded.
 
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Fire1052 said:
Do it again, or your argument may and will be entirely disregarded.

Fire.
How about I come down to Georgia and me and my ex-girlfriend gang rape you with sharp objects?
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 4:54 AM
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hehe, am I the only one that pretty much only sticks around this forum for all the off topic sexual rape jokes?
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 4:57 AM
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No. That's why like half of the forum is here.
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:07 AM
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It's true.
By the way, DragonBoots, why did you have a blowjob if you don't like them? Is that when you found out, or was your girlfriend like "I'm giving you a blowjob right now god damn it pull down your pants."
Because if it's the second option then YOU ARE A WASTE OF PENIS.
 
Jul 13, 2009 at 5:22 AM
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Replace girlfriend with boyfriend and you have Boots.
 
Jul 14, 2009 at 5:30 AM
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I asked for it.
I just didn't enjoy it.
 
Jul 14, 2009 at 5:37 AM
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Or you could just remove the teeth yourself. Dentists do it all the time; it can't be that hard.
So, um, maybe we should stop being really creepy and off-topic... just a suggestion.
 
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Captain Fabulous said:
So, um, maybe we should stop being really creepy and off-topic... just a suggestion.
Agreed.
 
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Subjects of the Cinco Eye-Tanning process have to have their teeth removed. Also they have a nice, perfect tan.
 
Jul 14, 2009 at 11:53 AM
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Hmm, I'll get on the subject instead of the sexual jokes.

Lot's of mimigas wear sweaters and clothes don't they? And also, they don't where pants.

But did anyone notice Igor? He had a tie and pants, what could you expect more. d:
 
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OBJECTION.
Igor just wanted to be presentable.
Also, did you notice how his clothes changed size with him? That's like the jumpsuits from Fantastic Four, only awesome, because he's wearing pants, a shirt and a tie. Somehow he made high-tech ties.
 
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