Object-Oriented Quest - BDA with half-decent graphics!

You are the man in the hat, in front of the white house.
You feel as if today is your day and nothing can stop you.
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= Notes =
1.) You can manipulate ANY object you see except other people and red-and-white checkered objects.

2.) You can carry ANY object you you can manipulate, but only one at a time (that said, you can take a plural of an object (eg. Take trees, take stars etc.)

3.) Objects may be manipulated to whatever twisted desires you have - change size, colour, rotate, skew and hell - You can combine objects (duplex house? don't mind if I do!).

4.) The ground is not an object.

5.) Red-and-white checkered objects cannot be manipulated directly, and you can't climb them. They either have to be demolished or navigated around.

Let's get this trainwreck a-rollin'!

 

take the cloud.

 

Take the roof off the house your in front of and use it to climb the red and white object.

 

You take the largest cloud.
Lingering behind it is the second moon.

After a little fuss you manage to turn your roof into a handy ramp.
The humidity from the cloud is making your hair frizzy.
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==>Eat Cloud
==>Take Moons
==>Talk to the people
==>Jump to top of hill, and mario stomp so as to knock down the RaWCO






OH GOD.

Red and White Checkered Object
RaWCO

 

Seems the cloud was made of steroids.
You are rediculouly huge and unbalanced as you talk to the people.
They respond with screams of terror and stand petrified.
Using your powers you gather the twin moons. Maybe they'll be handy.
Using your new-found super-size you Mario-stomp the hill, causing the RaWCO to become buried in a landslide.
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==> combine: Tree X2 Cloud X1 House X2 Child X1 Adult X2 and Star X3




==>Use creation to rip a hole in the fabric of time and space and then enlarge said hole using YOUR BARE HANDS.

 

head up the hill

 

I'm going to try to no longer let my insanity show...








Until Season 3......

 

DragonBoots, your thread is shit compared to BDA. All copies of BDA will be shit compared to BDA.
I hope you're properly ashamed, though I know this is false hope as you have never been ashamed of anything you've done, regardless of awfulness.

Nice input Cap.
Thanks for dropping by.

==> combine: Tree X2 Cloud X1 House X2 Child X1 Adult X2 and Star X3



==>Use creation to rip a hole in the fabric of time and space and then enlarge said hole using YOUR BARE HANDS.

You combine:
2 x Tree
1 x Cloud
2 x House
3 x Star
Result: Some kind of airborne duplex-thingy.
Powers: Can carry an extra 2 items.

However, your attempt to include the people unbalanced you.
Sadly, they faced a messy end.
And no, this duplex lacks the power to rip a hole in space-time.
No dimensional Goatse for you.

head up the hill

By the time you reach the top of the hill, the roidcloud has worn off.
You shrink down to normal size.
A few more stars are visible here above an expansive forest.
Note: Forgot the moons in the last image; you still have them, and 1 free object slot remaining.

==>

 

==>Create =Axe=!
==>Chop down 404 trees
==>Destroy =Axe=!
==>Make house from logs
==>ERR404NOTFOUND
==>Combine Log house with moons to create a Lunchter Toastbox! (DO NOT ASK)
==><TRA0087:0094:0028:0004


Please feel free to skip some/all steps if you think I do too much at once.

 

However, your attempt to include the people unbalanced you.
Sadly, they faced a messy end.
And no, this duplex lacks the power to rip a hole in space-time.
No dimensional Goatse for you.

Sad adark is sad.

 

==> throw moon like boomerang, chopping forest down
==> catch moon, use to carve swords and daggers out of trees
==> sell wood weapons to loosers with no life
==> ?????
==> PROFIT! (gold/money kept in third slot for later use)

 

Take all the protons from the trees!

 

==> throw moon like boomerang, chopping forest down
==> catch moon, use to carve swords and daggers out of trees
==> sell wood weapons to loosers with no life
==> ?????
==> PROFIT! (gold/money kept in third slot for later use)

Take all the protons from the trees!

Wondering when someone would notice that resemblance.
Anyways...

You huck the moon like a boomerang.
Unfortunately there is no such this as a lunar return on that, so tough luck, you're down a moon.
At the request of woodenrat you magically convert the mass of wood into a fairly uniform wad of free protons.
The electrons and neutrons however remain free, as you can't carry them, and thus escape into the atmosphere causing intense ionic storms (not to mention flash-cancer in anything not wearing a hat).

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Sad adark is sad.

I'mma skip ALL the steps in that one.
Not because I didn't like them, but because I wanted to make the 'lunar return' joke. :>
And Goatse is NSFSP.

 

Haha Dragonboots I knew you'd understand it.

Heat 1 cubic centimetre of air to 1 million degrees celcius for exactly 0.001 seconds

 

De-equip hat. Equip Afro.

 

I'mma skip ALL the steps in that one.
Not because I didn't like them, but because I wanted to make the 'lunar return' joke. :>
And Goatse is NSFSP.

Fair enough.



==>Activate airbourne duplex-y thing and fly across the cosmos.
==>Duplicate moon.

 

<Bump></Bump>

 

Haha Dragonboots I knew you'd understand it.

Heat 1 cubic centimetre of air to 1 million degrees celcius for exactly 0.001 seconds

You lack the means to do this at the moment.
Even if you did, it'd be a really dumb idea.

De-equip hat. Equip Afro.

Fair enough.
==>Activate airbourne duplex-y thing and fly across the cosmos.
==>Duplicate moon.

You deploy Cloudhome I, the flying duplex thingy.
Despite being a couple of houses stacked atop eachother mounted on a cloud with a few tiny stars for decoration, it seems space-worthy enough.
Once you are clear of the massive shitstorm on the surface, you remove your protective hat, relealing your green afro, adding the hat to your inventory.
As you explore the cosmos, it slowly dawns on you - There's nothing to see, really.
And Cloudhome I is only travelling 3,000 km/h, so no hope of getting anywhere interesting in any reasonable time.
Unfortunately you can't seem to duplicate objects.
Bummer, really.
Guess you'll just have to manipulate existing ones.
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