Noodle Soup

http://imgur.com/a/G9nFJ

 

Get back here.

 

ECONOMY-SIZE NOODLES

I chew through a lot of styrofoam noodle cups, partly because I'm a student and partly to feed my raving sodium addiction. My favourite are Singapore noodles though.

 

You know that one scene in Silent Movie when Mel Brooks gets a gigantic wine bottle and becomes King of the Winos? That's you, except with impoverished students and instant noodles.

 

I wish I had a whirpool.
I would make the biggest instant noodle soup ever made D:

 

I've always loved noodles. Even though they're basically tubes of fat.

 

I was under the impression that they contained more carbohydrates (i.e. starch)...

 

They are. Woodenrat just thinks he is a nutrition expert

 

I love Ramen. I wish that I could have instant noodles anytime I want. Waiting for 2nd semester to go to Home Economics to start sucks. 7th grade is hard.

 

Why don't you get your package of 150 * 60g (9kg) of instant noodles?
That are 4,91 months of noodles (1 pack each day)

 

7th grade is hard.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

possibly the funniest thing I have heard all week.
Mad props to you, QxC, maaaaad props.

 

No.

 

They are. Woodenrat just thinks he is a nutrition expert

Now who told you that?

 

YOU.

 

*eats Noodle Soup*
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
I got Cock in my Mouth.

I mean Semen... eh Love in my tummy.