No fap 2012.

Wait, isn't chastity the opposite of lust?

 

Yes.

 

I feel as if I'm missing something here.

 

That doesn't work, I got walked-in-on the other night, no shirt, pants half-on, computer screen thankfully facing away from the door. Then we started having a completely mundane conversation about electronics, they left, I picked up where i'd left off, all's good! xD

Dare I ask what was on your screen?
And I don't think I'd ever want to be quite that close to my family.

 

I actually believe I'll last 1 whole year...

Then again, even 1 week would be impressive.

 

I'm starting to believe WoodenRat came up with this.

No shit, Sherlock.

 

Imagine what it'd be like once you finally do it in 2013

Spoiler

 

Even if you made it through the entire year, the only thing you would've accomplished would be a slight elevation in your risk of developing prostate cancer as an old man.. (What did you expect happens when certain bodily tubes go unflushed for 365+ days? You'd gain the ability to shoot rainbows from your eyes?)

Dare I ask what was on your screen?
And I don't think I'd ever want to be quite that close to my family.

You don't wanna know what was on my screen... As for the family, to be perfectly honest i'm not even sure they realized what I was doing. It would've been pretty damn apparent had they been standing on my side of the screen, but from their perspective, I dunno..

 

"No, I just like to take my shirt off when I play MW. It gets intense."

I heard of one guy somewhere in Africa who kept his arm held up for several decades, for religious reasons. Yes, I'm sure it's true, warped bones and muscular atrophy don't lie. So yeah, doing stuff for a long time for no good reason sure is fun. Enjoy your penile atrophy?

 

You don't wanna know what was on my screen...

Now you've got me curious... was it traffic cones?

 

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