MLP:FIM Role play

glassheart stamps his or her hoofs impatiently as he or she waits for the game to start. flecks of blood fly onto minimum wage's mane.

 

GD doesn't really care about the game. She slowly pops a Prozac and sighs, staring at her feet. She wonders why she's even here in the first place.

 

Carl finds himself not giving a fuck about roleplaying. His attitude comes as no surprise. He downs a Coor's.

 

Darkeye casts Magic Missile on everypony. But, due to the campaign not having started yet, it does 0 damage.

 

This is my pony Rick Steves. He's kind of short but he doesn't care because he works out every day to become strong so he can beat everyone else in hoof wrestling and in tug of war so he doesn't fall in the mud which he doens't like because he doesn't like being dirty. He had a splotch of dirt on his flank that he thinks is his cutie mark but is actually dirt. His wings are super rare, only 1 in 20030 ponies have them it makes him almost like a king for the other ponie but they don't repec him because he's short.

 

I assume this was the thread I was supposed to get mad at

 

But the real question is "how do you catch a boomerang flying back at you?"

 

with your hands, duh

 

Tell that to that lady D:

 

with your hands, duh

*hooves. Stay in character, goddammit.

Also, I laughed at this whole boomerang comment reaction way harder than I probably should have. v.v

 

Since DualHack is abandoning these eager players and this wonderful opportunity, I'm taking over as the new GM for this game.
Unless, of course, DualHack changes his mind.

Yeah IM BACK*Fang says that the RPING has begun!*

 

Darkeye casts Magic Missile!

 

Carl finds it strange that a pony with no name or personality has joined the party. If he really cared about the matter, he would point out that Fang doesn't have a character sheet.
But he doesn't care. He starts on his second-to-last Coors.

 

Darkeye is puzzled. What is he supposed to be doing?
































Darkeye casts Magic Missile!

 

Name: Nick
Specis: Camel
Cutire mark: pyramidic camels

Nick enloys his bananas with penut buter, and also has the ability to fly while and while not conscious.
he also enjous raimbows and knows ALLL THE ABILTIES BECAUS HE IS A SECRET DARK MAGE FOR THE LIGHT GUILD BECAUSE SHUT UP.​

he is also very powerful and can kill a man in a single kick. not sure about othetr poniws thou​

he alo has the ability to morph inso other pnonies/penagus and also the ability to change sexes to have yaoi time and strait sex AT THE SAME TIME​

 

Name: Joe​

Species: Camel​

Mark or some shit like that: Pack of cig's​

Motto: Pack a day. Erry day.​

Has the ability to stop time and give everypony cancer.​

He can also cast magic missole​

Joe Camel fires magic missole at everypony. Cancer is imminent. ​

 

GD just sits there and sighs. She hopes that her sleeping pills will kick in soon so she can go to sleep and escape her depression. Recently, she was diagnosed with Irritable Mare Syndrome, which makes her really sad and stuff.

 

Hurrhurrhurr i'm rping guiase lok at my itaclic
Aso Nick caled camelsies 1st yuo joe has bin nullified by the supereme calel court of ejipt
he also casst nuelcear freez bumb and freeses all of the ponies an camels including me. Forumtuenaltely, NiCK is super hot and attractive and meltss the ice with his aweome hawtness

 

Carl takes one glance at Nick's narrative and his eyes glaze over. Nothing in the world could make him want to decipher the pile of broken words and twisted syllables before him.

 

Darkeye is extremely bored. He melts out of his ice, and proceeds to kill everypony, other than Carl, who he doesn't give enough of a fuck about to kill.