Misery's true feelings towards the Island

She is the perfect physical age to make good pornos, let's just leave it at that.

 

Isn't Misery like, centuries old?

http://www.cavestory.org/info_timeline.php

^ Notice that she was alive before any of the demon crown-bearers took their hold on the island.

So, err.. yeah.

 

She seems more like 25 to me, the perfect age.

 

Well she's centuries old and not a shriveled old prune so she probably ages slower than normal humans.

 

She's a witch, and a fairly powerful one. Her magic probably keeps her young.

 

She'd also been in stasis for most of the time that the Demon Crown was around

 

That, and the fact that she has such a powerful object binding her it probably keeps her alive longer.

 

she's dripping in so much magical shit she could live for forever and probably not even actually age one day. seriously, she's a witch, her dad's a wizard/warlock, her mom's a witch, then there's the demon crown, blah blah blah blah blah

 

I wonder if she could alter her body to something different.

 

And become EVEN SEXIER
O:

 

of course she can alter her body. she turned Balrog into a giant frog, remember?

 

Can she make her tits bigger

 

That magically happens already when anybody except Pixel draws her

In the meantime, that's enough off-topic.

 

AREN'T POINTLESS RANDOM TANGENTS FUN?
anyway. The Doctor might have been playing a Xanatos Gambit to keep Quote away from the core in the case that he was defeated. perhaps he theorized the crystal COULD keep him alive, but not if Quote blew up the core before he (Doc) could reawake/form/gather/whatever and stop Quote, and so ordered Misery to delay him.