Mimigas would be awesome if they were real!

...Thanks. That was greatly appreciated.

 

Lets get back on topic, please?

 

SP's post was completely relevant to the topic of "what if Mimigas were real."

We are so on topic.

I wonder if Mimigas would still go pantsless if they were real? Would human censure force them to put on pants? Or, perhaps, the opposite...

 

Lets get back on topic, please?

All right. Mimigas. Real. Awesome. Happy?

No? Very well: Just how would the laws treat them? Would mimiga be a person or an animal? Would human/mimiga marriages be allowed? Would killing a mimiga equal killing a man or a dog? Or what if it was the other way around: mimiga killing a human? And what would we need to do to be politically correct? Eh?

 

Killing anything (Except fish) is just about illegal, so killing a Mimiga will probably get you thrown in the slammer.

 

... where do you live?

Because, see, five minutes ago I swatted a fly... and, well, for dinner I had chicken...

 

You know what?

Screw you guys.

Fuck you, and your mimigas too.

Besides, even if they were real, they'd probably get throw in a science lab.

 

Migimas ARE real. They're just on an invisible floating island that has yet to be discovered.

And if they weren't, then they'd probably hide themselves. Humans are scary people. Especially rascist ones.

 

...And killing bugs is fine, and eating chicken or meat.

 

That's hardly "killing anything is illegal" though, isn't it? The chickens and cows and pigs had to be killed. Some people go deer hunting. They sell commercial insecticides.

Animal cruelty is illegal, not killing animals.

 

Mimigas are (Sorta) animals. *Sprays Gear with Zyklon B*

 

Mimigas would most likely start to be sold for sums of cash, for the strict purpose of having sex with them. Mimiga rape goes for large, large, LARGE amounts of cash. Just think how many millions of people who have played Cave Story had the thought to want to rape Sue. Or Toroko. Or even Chie. THIS IS HOW IT IS. I, TOO, AM A SLAVE TO THESE THOUGHTS. IN SOME PART OF US, WE ALL ARE. THESE THOUGHTS CAN ONLY BE DEALT WITH WITH MiMiGa RaPe!!! IT'S AN OPEN MARKET!!!!!!!!! SCIENCE, DO YOUR THING! *zap* NOW SUFFER THE WRATH OF MY $1000 MIMIGA WHORES!!!

Dude, shut the fuck up.

 

In response to GearStrike:

Seconded.

Thirded.

Fourthed.

Fifthed.

Sixthed.

SEVENTHED!

...And why quote him, anyway?

 

In response to GearStrike:

Seconded.

Thirded.

Fourthed.

Fifthed.

Sixthed.

SEVENTHED!

...And why quote him, anyway?

I have no idea, I'm just being a jackass today.

 

Wtf? I'm trying to have an intelligent convo here!

Yeah, for a certain definition of intelligence. Seriously, dude, do you ever think about anything else than sex?

 

There should be a subforum that Jacob can post in, and he can only post in that subforum. That way the other perverts can read his posts without him defiling the rest of the forums.

 

Requesting topic lock.

 

For the third time...

Yes, I'd like this topic locked too.

And Jacob, you have an incorrect idea of what an intelligent conversation really is.

 

Oh come on, I have a valid point here!!!

If you didn't say rape, sex, or fuck in your sentences then we might listen.

 

Find another forum then, because that's the way it is: the internet is a group of perverted 13-year-olds, and I'm no exception.

Besides, Cave Story has an obvious underside of pervertedness: QuotexChaco, QuotexCurly Brace, KingxSue, KingxToroko, ChinfishxPorcupinefish... the list goes on.

Yeah: Jenka/Ballos, Monster X/Core, Polar Star/Fireball, Curly Brace/Machinegun...