MALCO: Gay for Quote?

Malco: "YOU'RE A NICE PERSON! AND SO STRONG!!"

He's totally coming onto you.



Discuss.

 

Well, according to the computer in the Power Room, you turn MALCO on.
So yeah.

 

You forgot to mention that he comes on to you only after you turn him on.

"Power: On
Malco: On"

[Edit]: Ninja'd

 

Thus proving my point.

And how does Quote turn Malco on? Is it the fact he saved him? Or the fact he is a piece of robo-shota ass? For such a simple formed robot, he has some refined tastes in men.

 

Thus proving my point.

And how does Quote turn Malco on? Is it the fact he saved him? Or the fact he is a piece of robo-shota ass? For such a simple formed robot, he has some refined tastes in men.

It's a lot easier to turn others on when you're a robot. Makes things much simpler, I bet.

All he had to do was go to that computer.

I think it was because he wanted to save a human though, that's when malco really starts to warm up to quote.

 

Pretty sure Quote, MALCO and that computer should have a hot USB hub threesome.

 

Also, they will use the gum..for things..

Yeah. I went there.

 

Pretty sure Quote, MALCO and that computer should have a hot USB hub threesome.

Pfft. I'd only watch that if it was Firewire.

 

"It's a USB port, I'll show you later."

 

They would need to use protection. Aka a firewall of sorts.

 

Malco: "YOU'RE A NICE PERSON! AND SO STRONG!!"

He's totally coming onto you.



Discuss.

He can't be as gay for quote as Santa.
"Come in, I've got something nice for you inside!"

Spoiler

I'M BEING A FURFAG AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

 

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE IN JAIL.

Anyway. MALCO's pretty blocky. I can only assume that ALL of him is pretty blocky.

 

This thread is already giving me plenty of delicious laughter and memorable quotes.


Carry on, my children. Carry on~

 

I..actually like this idea.
<3

 

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE IN JAIL.

Quiet, you.
Quote knows he can't resist those delicious bushy eyebrows.

 

Quiet, you.
Quote knows he can't resist those delicious bushy eyebrows.

...Then pay with your blood!

 

Do robots even have anuses?

 

It's not as if they'd need to get rid of solid waste, as they don't eat.

Who says robots don't have reproductive systems though? :3

 

Who says robots don't have reproductive systems though? :3

http://www.xkcd.com/387/

 

It's not as if they'd need to get rid of solid waste, as they don't eat.

Who says robots don't have reproductive systems though? :3

They don't have DNA codes.

But now I understand why everyone in cavestory wants a piece of quote, it's because robots are always hard. It's not like a metalic cock can get soft.