MALCO: Gay for Quote?

Aug 6, 2010 at 5:08 AM
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Malco: "YOU'RE A NICE PERSON! AND SO STRONG!!"

He's totally coming onto you.



Discuss.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:10 AM
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Well, according to the computer in the Power Room, you turn MALCO on.
So yeah.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:10 AM
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You forgot to mention that he comes on to you only after you turn him on.

"Power: On
Malco: On"

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Aug 6, 2010 at 5:13 AM
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Thus proving my point.

And how does Quote turn Malco on? Is it the fact he saved him? Or the fact he is a piece of robo-shota ass? For such a simple formed robot, he has some refined tastes in men.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:17 AM
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WD said:
Thus proving my point.

And how does Quote turn Malco on? Is it the fact he saved him? Or the fact he is a piece of robo-shota ass? For such a simple formed robot, he has some refined tastes in men.

It's a lot easier to turn others on when you're a robot. Makes things much simpler, I bet.

All he had to do was go to that computer.

I think it was because he wanted to save a human though, that's when malco really starts to warm up to quote.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:36 AM
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Pretty sure Quote, MALCO and that computer should have a hot USB hub threesome.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:39 AM
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Also, they will use the gum..for things..

Yeah. I went there.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:39 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Pretty sure Quote, MALCO and that computer should have a hot USB hub threesome.

Pfft. I'd only watch that if it was Firewire.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:50 AM
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Aug 6, 2010 at 5:51 AM
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They would need to use protection. Aka a firewall of sorts.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:52 AM
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WD said:
Malco: "YOU'RE A NICE PERSON! AND SO STRONG!!"

He's totally coming onto you.



Discuss.

He can't be as gay for quote as Santa.
"Come in, I've got something nice for you inside!"
I'M BEING A FURFAG AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 5:57 AM
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PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE IN JAIL.

Anyway. MALCO's pretty blocky. I can only assume that ALL of him is pretty blocky.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 6:01 AM
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This thread is already giving me plenty of delicious laughter and memorable quotes.


Carry on, my children. Carry on~
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 6:38 AM
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I..actually like this idea.
<3
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 7:45 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
diph.php

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE IN JAIL.

Quiet, you.
Quote knows he can't resist those delicious bushy eyebrows.
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 8:08 AM
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Yakkers said:
Quiet, you.
Quote knows he can't resist those delicious bushy eyebrows.

...Then pay with your blood!
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 11:53 AM
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Do robots even have anuses?
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 1:26 PM
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It's not as if they'd need to get rid of solid waste, as they don't eat.

Who says robots don't have reproductive systems though? :3
 
Aug 6, 2010 at 2:49 PM
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sixtyseconds said:
It's not as if they'd need to get rid of solid waste, as they don't eat.

Who says robots don't have reproductive systems though? :3

They don't have DNA codes.

But now I understand why everyone in cavestory wants a piece of quote, it's because robots are always hard. It's not like a metalic cock can get soft.
 
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