Let's Give Them Something To Read

A question: How close to reality do you want this to be?

If no one cared about realism, I was going to have it so that the character is practicing magic and casts a spell on Rarity, causing her to fall in love with him/her.

Or I could have the character drug Rarity so bad, that she falls in love with him/her for a short time.

Up to you guys.

No one ever said it had to straight

 

I guess it depends on whether you want to play up the grittiness or the magic of date rape friendship.

 

Captain Fabulous, you were the original requester for this, so I want to know which you would prefer.

Or, you could come up with your own way.

Up to you.

 

@Chef

You're just upset that it doesn't involve Tavi

If it doesn't involve tavi and/or vinyl and if it isn't university days its a no. C:

 

Well, how about the narrator actually seduces Rarity, instead of using mind control/drugs? You know, he asks if this seat is taken, asks what a girl like her is doin' in a place like this, pays for her drink, other things that aren't rape. However, I'm not going to write the story for you. In my original request, I did specify that the protagonist is you. If it's out of character for you to be able to seduce a woman, then just roofie her I guess. You can take as many creative liberties as you want. I'm not going to be picky.
The whole point of this story is character interaction, though, so having Rarity not behave like Rarity (because of magic or drugs) would mostly defeat the purpose.

 

Realistic it is then. You say you want the protagonist to be me. I have to ask, which personality do you want? I have quite a few, also male or female?

 

Whichever one wants to fuck Rarity. If you're female, are you gay?

 

A couple of my personalities are, but for the most part, no

 

A good writer would write a story about bestiality. Trust me, I'm a good writer. You could always anthropomorphize her, though.

A truly good writer will be sure to make comparisons between female anatomy and the structure of Xbox controller while doing so.

 

Did we really just go there?

i may be drunk
sljfbut safeven that asdmade me facepsfalm, and i don't fasdfcepalm when im drunk, i laugh

 

Realistic it is then. You say you want the protagonist to be me. I have to ask, which personality do you want? I have quite a few, also male or female?

Wait so are you saying you're female sometimes and male other times cause that's kind of not common

 

I have personalities that are both male and female. I wont reveal what gender my physical body is, but let's just say that my mind is an extremely messed up place.

Want to visit?

 

So you're schizophrenic now are you
Tell me if I'm getting close

 

Does it really matter?...

 

Age equals maturity? NOT ON THIS FORUM! Except for those ol' 25+ year old members.


And here I thought some of the things I've done were bad. At least I never pretended to be something and actually counted it as a real living personality.


Good Lord man. asdoijasd-0923i;l234l32lasffas

 

Hey, we don't make fun of your personality disorders.

 

Naw, I just feel left out of all the reindeer games because of my lack of personality disorders.


(Actually, fully serious post. I always felt out of place on this forum because of my lack of disorders.)

 

We rollin' deep with disorders around here
You best be reppin' some mental trauma if you wanna ball with the CSTSF boyz

 

That's how I feel everytime I post here. We are like 30, 40 deep with mental traumas and mad disorders around here.

I guess I am the black (or would it be white?) sheep of the forums.

 

Write about the collapse of gender roles and the general alienation of society.