Kage's long lost brother?

You don't want to know any of that, most of it isn't funny anyway. And if you REALLY do, you can just go spend a couple of hours on Encyclopedia Dramatica mutilating your higher brain functions.

Encyclopedia Dramatica is the stupidest thing I have ever read on terra. Their thoughts and opinions don't have any sense. I think it is good to go and read them to get many laughs.

 

Also what the heck just happened, I really hope it isn't a joke

I think Kage and SP are teaming up to pull a practical joke on us.

 

Sigh. Once again, you all prove to be dull as can be. The point went completely over your heads. This time it was just a simulation, but the way you maggots are now you’ll never know when a yandere subtlety slithers her way into your life, and without proper care of the situation you’ll be done for in far less than a week. Remember, people, notice the signs, it could save your life!