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Dec 30, 2008 at 7:50 AM
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jcys810 said:
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SO I HERD U LIEK COSPLAY

Wish i had the materials and know how to make that awesome suit O:, im not worthy
 
Dec 30, 2008 at 8:43 AM
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You all might find it interesting that I used to do a bit of cosplay myself back in the day... And I mean way back in the day. : )

I made costumes for Parn from Record of Lodoss War, Cloud Strife, Kenshin and...

Lynx: http://miraigamer.net/skyewelse/melynx.jpg

-SkyeWelse
 
Dec 30, 2008 at 6:06 PM
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box gundam should be automatic win
 
Dec 31, 2008 at 12:46 AM
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Now, let love bleed! Darker and deeper than the seas of hell!
 
Dec 31, 2008 at 5:55 AM
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DoubleThink said:
Now, let love bleed! Darker and deeper than the seas of hell!
Does that mean quote bleeds love O:?? !!
 
Dec 31, 2008 at 5:59 AM
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Blood oil box gundam darker and deeper love bleeds quote bleeds stop tagging every post than the seas of hell.

I lol'd.
 
Dec 31, 2008 at 6:24 AM
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SkyeWelse said:
You all might find it interesting that I used to do a bit of cosplay myself back in the day... And I mean way back in the day. : )

I made costumes for Parn from Record of Lodoss War, Cloud Strife, Kenshin and...

Lynx: http://miraigamer.net/skyewelse/melynx.jpg

-SkyeWelse
Cool. :D

I don't know where to get all the materials for cosplaying, wanted to cosplay as Masked Kane (WWF/WWE) for Halloween in 2007

EDIT
CANE YE PEOPELZ STAWP TAGGIN' THY FRIGGIN' TORPEAK
 
Dec 31, 2008 at 10:08 PM
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jcys810 said:
Cool. :o

EDIT
CANE YE PEOPELZ STAWP TAGGIN' THY FRIGGIN' TORPEAK

But tagging is for cool people, didnt ya know?
 
Jan 6, 2009 at 6:31 AM
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NO U

anywayz, my father likes to send me emails with stupid jokes and I decided to post this one since I just got this today and haven't deleted it.

First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the dead body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them: 'In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.
The first important quality is that you must not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.'

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.
'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.


The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. Each one tried his best not to puke.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my
middle finger and sucked on my Index finger. Now learn to pay attention.'
 
Jan 21, 2009 at 6:27 AM
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Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of
The men to a large metal door and handed
Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your
Instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting
In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could
Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. All was
Quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,
But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
After another. They heard screaming, crashing,
Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to
Beat him to death with the chair.'
 
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