Is Pixel a Mermaid?

Jun 25, 2011 at 1:01 PM
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So Pixel is a Catfish?
 
Jun 25, 2011 at 1:57 PM
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Re: Off topic?

VoidMage_Lowell said:
Right, let's go find him real quick.
I'm pretty sure we could at least start with the old Witch tests, like the Salem Witch Trials, those were pretty effective weren't they?

just write him a really long message in private with that font. he will die for sure if he is human.
 
Jun 25, 2011 at 3:43 PM
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I`d gladly answer if Lace defines he means under a
metaphorical, rhetorical, allegorical, metaphysical, historical, or janitorial
Mermaid/ Merman :S
 
Jun 25, 2011 at 4:50 PM
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Where did this theory even come from, anyway?
 
Jun 25, 2011 at 4:53 PM
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CommanderJersey said:
Where did this theory even come from, anyway?
It seemed.... obvious.
trickybilly said:
I`d gladly answer if Lace defines he means under a
metaphorical, rhetorical, allegorical, metaphysical, historical, or janitorial one?
Mermaid/ Merman :S
WELL.

Metaphorical Mermain: Literally a human, but the concept of a mermain best represents his spirit and attitude towards the world.
Rhetorical Mermain: Technically a mermain, but you're just supposed to ignore that and go with the flow.
Allegorical Mermain: Technically a mermain, but this shape represents something greater about his personality, and is less of a physical construct.
Metaphysical Mermain: A Mermain angel in human form?
Historical Mermain: Used to be a mermain. Duh.
Janitorial Mermain: Apparently rule 34 doesn't apply here. :[ A mermain who is a janitor in spirit, a janitor who is a mermain in spirit, or a janitor who actually is a mermain.

They use their fish tail as a mop.
 
Jun 26, 2011 at 2:32 AM
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It's fairly obvious that Pixel is a mermaid.

See, in the olden days, sailors would often put carvings of mermaids at the fronts of their sailing ships.
And so, the mermaid (at least the statue of it) actually acts as the forefront of the sailing expedition.

If we consider the freeware game movement to be a ship, and Pixel as one of the great forerunners of said movement, we can consider Pixel to be the metaphorical mermaid of said metaphorical ship.
 
Jun 26, 2011 at 5:03 AM
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Right when I thought that we couldn't pull anymore crackpot theories out of our asses. Seriously, what is this?

And why don't you like mermaids, GEAR?
 
Jun 26, 2011 at 5:42 AM
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I never liked mermaids.
Too much human brain to judge me, not enough vagina.
 
Jun 26, 2011 at 7:40 AM
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WD said:
And why don't you like mermaids, GEAR?

They have no butt cheeks. Therefore they cannot be cheeky bums.
 
Jul 2, 2011 at 1:08 PM
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if pixle was a mermaid, how would he be able to get his hands on the things he needed to make cave story, because:
Electronics+water=BOOM!! (or malfunction)
and also mermaids are only good at lureing sailors off course... wait those are sirens... oh well:awesomeface:
 
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