Insert X, Receive Y

You get a very angry rat that tries to bite your face off


I insert Curly Brace

 

You receive Quote Atun.

(And/or Quote Mark, whatever.)

I insert a Mega Mushroom.

 

You receive LSD


I insert the moon

 

you get a ripped up pikachu plushie.




I insert nothing

 

You receive an unidentifiable object because you inserted the word 'nothing'


I insert a creeper

 

You receive someone following you for the rest of your life...

I insert a fine Lady, a Shower, and 3,475 Gentlemen.

 

You receive a woman named Ted



I insert scissors

 

You receive rock

I insert paper

 

You receive scissors.

I insert a Machine Gun Rock.

 

You recieve uranium.

You are dead.
The end.
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Spoiler

I insert revolution.

 

So you think you and your little band of miscreants can overthrow me, your Captain? I have by my side the most competent Security force in this section of the universe along with the Head of Security, the most feared officer on the force; the Chief Medical Officer, capable of injecting you with toxins before you even realize what's happened; the Research Director, able to fuck you up in 37 different sciencey ways; the Head of Personnel, with as much access as myself; the Chief Engineer, with control over a supermassive black hole and the station's air supply; and perhaps to be most feared of all, the Owl, hero of the station. Your little riot will be over soon enough, I can tell you that.






I insert a silver coin.

 

You recieve an applaud for that masterpiece of a death threat.

I insert a band of people mortally terrified of revolution.

 

You recieve General Tor.

I insert Gentleman Spy.

 

You receive a sylveon

I insert mewthree

 

You receive many burning corpses



I insert Bahamut

 

You recieve something different?






I insert pizza

 

You get a hot pocket

I insert weed

 

You receive Flowers.

That is, Red Flowers.

I insert a Sound Bagel, a.k.a a CD.

 

You recieve a Useless Doughnut, AKA a DVD
(Because everything is on the cloud... I wonder how they stream from up there... So high in the sky)

I insert a cookie tied to a tow rope...

 

You receive the muffin on the other end of the Tow Rope.
They are the main characters of Bake Story.

I insert a Goalie.