Insert X, Receive Y

You receive an piece of paper that says IOU.


I insert a Popcorn Machine!

 

You receive...

Spoiler

Popcorn. (That was anticlimatic)

I insert a Half-life headcrab.

 

You Receive a Portal 2 Sentry Turret!


I insert the Chef's Hat!

 

You receive The Doctor's Hat!

I insert yet another Cavern Tale reference!

 

You receive a Pawlarus... (Not sure if anyone has gotten that far...)

I insert Liquid Bacon.

 

You receive The Core!

I insert an apple.

 

You recieve an apple tree.


I insert love.

 

You receive a screen that says "DOES NOT COMPUTE"


I insert Red Flower seeds!

 

You receive a kick in the family jewels.

I insert a Wii

 

You receive a useless white brick.

I insert a useless black brick.

 

You receive an Xbox one

I Insert Milley Cyrus

 

You recieve Twerking sessions

I insert Krompir

 

What's "Krompir"? It is potato in Slavic languages and you get that when you Google the word.

Anyway inserting Krompir logically leads to mashed potatoes.

 

DAMMIT ~ THAT WAS MY SECRET (well not really)

 

trickybilly inserts logic.
He recieves a medal.

I insert a little plea.

 

You recive a large Fee of 1,000,000.

I insert Bob Dylan

 

You receive a bucket of rain

I insert a cheap fountain pen

 

You receive a contract. ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

I insert a bowl of cereal.

 

You receive milk in the cereal.

I insert chicken.

 

You recieve pork, the other white meat.

I insert a spear trap