To Whom It May Concern,
Cultr is a very promising student. His soul follows in the path of some promising failures, such as the godlike Kageryushin and the slightly more sensible Captain Fabulous (who knows what his true identity is!). While certainly having a flair for the dramatic, cultr ultimately just wants to please others by appealing to either their sense of humor or sense of pity. Regardless, I am here only to judge the face he shows to the world - to judge a book by its cover, as it were. Let's see then.
His avatar is upsettingly simple. Austere and misbegotten, it is clearly an allusion to a greater work. However, to those of us who do not understand the reference, it is as Ulysses to a schoolboy. Evidently existent, but nonetheless incomprehensible and opaque. Even I do not comprehend cultr's avatar to its full extent, so I must be forced to assume that it is awesome.
His signature is another matter entirely. It complements - no - harmonizes perfectly with the content of cultr's brain and posts. It's only detriment, then, is that it contains things from minecraft, which is hella bad game. I'm judging him totally, you should too. JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE. But I digress. THAT SIG IS COO. But I forget myself.
Needless to say, cultr will be accepted at any school of yandere of furryism he decides to go to. His suckup-ness will make him seem only the shinier to all his classmates. Cheeseburgers.
Professor M.P. Lace, Asscoiate.
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