I found some googly eyes...

Electricity can go through plastic sometimes.
But anyway, you can see that Jeff's arms are held on with screws. Metal screws that go into the plastic casing. Which would provide an easier path for the electricity than two inches of air.

 

You know how can this type of, um, desk decoration never be awesome? Jeff is. Seriously.

 

Electricity can go through plastic sometimes.
But anyway, you can see that Jeff's arms are held on with screws. Metal screws that go into the plastic casing. Which would provide an easier path for the electricity than two inches of air.

But those screws don't go into the plastic; those are the positive and neutral poles of the outlet, and go into the spot where you plug stuff into on any ordinary AC outlet. Have you never wired a house either?

 

Why the fuck would I have wired a house? I don't own one.
Anyway, Jeff wants your brains.

 

Jeff wants my Corn and Cheese ice cream.

 

I didn't know Cheese made his own ice cream brand. I'll have to try it some time.

 

Ladies and gontolemon, I give you Jeff.

I think he's some kind of zombie angel... or maybe those white things are ears.

Quick, someone make a knife character! Or a spork character,to be Jeff and Stabby's offspring.

Woah Nice!
This is way better than stabby and his spoon!

 

I didn't know Cheese made his own ice cream brand. I'll have to try it some time.

Corn-and-Cheese flavored.

 

Less exciting.

 

Guys, how do I change my avitar?

 

GAH! I TOLD YOU ALREADY!
(I apologize for the capital letters, but it's June 28th, exactly a year from the day Billy Mays died.)
YOU HAVE TO HAVE BEEN A MEMBER 7 DAYS AND HAVE 10 POSTS. I THINK THERE'S A HELP TOPIC STICKED SOMEWHERE, BUT THIS IS REALLY THE ONLY THREAD WORTH LOOKING AT IN YOUR CASE, ISN'T IT?
SEE IF YOU CAN GET A FRIEND TO SIGN UP FOR MIRAI GAMER FORUMS WITH THE NAME "JEFF." YOU WILL BECOME MY HERO.

 

Oh! Sorry for making you type in all caps there.

Hahaha, i'll see if i can find a jeff i know

by the way if a jeff did sign up he might use jeff from earth bound