How i became the fresh toaster of mimiga island.

Now this is a story all about how...
My life got flipped-turned upside down,
I'd like to take a minute just sit right there as...
I tell you how I became the annoyance of an island with mimigas.


In a small apartment born and raised,
on the kitchen counter is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
And toasting some toast outside of the cabinet
When a couple of appliances who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
I got in one 'lil fight and my mom got scared,
And said "You're moving with your auntie and cousin in mimiga island"
I Begged and pleaded with her day after day,
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way.
She gave me a kiss, and then she gave me my ticket,
I put my ipod on and said I might as well kick it.



First class yo, this is bad!
Eating red flowers out of a champagne glass?
Is this what the people of mimiga island livin' like?
Hmm... this might be all right!
But wait I hear doctors, spikes and all that...
Is this the type of place they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there....
I hope they're prepared for the toaster of mimiga island!



Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out...
There was a dude that looked like a doctor standing there with my name
out.
I ain't trying to get tested on yet, I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said HUZZAH and it had toast in the mirror.
If anything I can say this cab was rare!
But I thought naw, forget it, HUZZAH! to mimiga island!


I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby HUZZAH! smell ya later!
I looked at my island, I was finally there...
To be an annoyance as the toaster of mimiga island!








......This is why i should stop posting. /facepalm

 

No.
Just no.

 

whichever one of the random images that populates my signature is probably applicable to this situation

except maybe the "pass me that internet" one

 

oh yes
huzzah
that's scary

 

......This is why i should stop posting. /facepalm

Eeeeeyyuuup.

 

The license plate said OH YEAH and it had toast in the mirror.
If anything I can say this cab was rare!
But I thought naw, forget it, OH YEAH! to mimiga island!


I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby OH YEAH! smell ya later!
I looked at my island, I was finally there...
To be an annoyance as the toaster of mimiga island!

fix'd

 

'specially after Jersey's post Dx

 

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

 

ok I mean making a bel-air thread is one thing but you didn't even bother to get the rhyme scheme right

like in most cases the words you replaced don't even have the same amount of syllables as the original word, let alone rhyme

for instance
fresh-prince (2) bel-air (2)
vs.
toa-ster (2) mi-mi-ga is-land (5)

FUCK

 

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

This thread is bad and I feel bad. It was funnier when i was on cold pills. And i hadn't slept in three days.

Also, when the rhyming dictionary started failing on me, i just gave up trying to rhyme. I may make a version that rhymes, and have a good balrog impersonator sing it for the lawls.

If i were an admin, i would do the following in the picture:

And jersey, I am disappoint. Even more than I am on this thread.

 

stop bumping this for christ's sake, no one likes this and it should die as quickly as possible.
Yes, I realize the fact that I am not helping, but people just need to stop posting here, and there was a near 0% chance of that happening had I not said anything.

 

and now the chance has dropped to zero.

 

Balrog:

 

Balrog:

Spoiler

 

fix'd

CommanderJersey your post was great and you should feel great.

Screw everybody else.

 

Both of you are wrong!

Well, ah, the plane landed and when I came out...
There was a dude that looked like a doctor standing there with my name
out.
I ain't trying to get tested on yet, I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near,
The license plate said DORYAAA and it had toast in the mirror.
If anything I can say this cab was rare!
But I thought naw, forget it, DORYAAA! to mimiga island!


I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby DORYAAA! smell ya later!
I looked at my island, I was finally there...
To be an annoyance as the toaster of mimiga island!

 

Both of you are wrong!

WHAT. WAS. THAT.

 

All of you are wrong.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabby HUZZAH! smell ya later!
I looked at my island, I was finally there...
To be an annoyance of the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums!

 

You are only hurting yourselves