How are you doing?

I can't verify its validity, but I keep hearing of something called a polyphasic sleep schedule. Most people have one bulk section of rest for the day (i.e. night), in which you cycle through the five sleep phases. REM sleep is the most 'essential' stage of sleep; brain activity shoots through the roof as it takes all the information taken in for the day, analyzes it, sorts it, stores it, etc. etc.

If you discipline and condition yourself correctly, supposedly you can split your sleep schedule throughout multiple parts of the day. By laying down more often to sleep, you get less hours of sleep a day, but your brain rushes through the cycles a bit faster to get that delicious stage five REM sleep. You still feel pretty awake, giving you more hours of the day to work with.

At its simplest, you take a nice little nap in the afternoon. Pretty simple, and more on the believable side. Humans are actually designed to take a small little sleep in the afternoon, it's a throwback to ye olde days when we lived in huts and went out hunting. The day is hottest in the afternoon; why waste energy in the heat when you could take a rest and let it cool down? 'Course, we've sort of forced that out with the whole "GAAAAARGH WE MUST BE FULLY EFFICIENT IN THE DAY BECAUSE COMPLEX SOCIETY DERPA HERP BLARH" spiel. Well, except the Spanish, they take time out of their schedule to nap. BUT. I. DIGRESS.

The most extreme example is called the Uberman's sleep schedule, where I get a little more skeptical, but DAMN it sounds cool. It consists of 20-30 minute naps every 4-5 hours. Basically, you've split up your sleep schedule so much that you skip over most the stages and go straight to REM sleep. Could you imagine running off two hours of sleep a day and still feel wide awake? Though, if you're not super punctual and miss one of those naps, you'll feel like utter shit for DAYS.

Again, I can't verify if it's true or not, and I'm not about to guinea pig myself into trying it. So don't take my word for it. But hey, it sounds cool, amirite?

 

The Uberman sleep schedule hasn't been tested very thoroughly, so it hasn't been proven that taking six 20-minute naps won't have awful consequences. I've always wanted to test it out, but it supposedly takes about four days of sleep deprivation for your brain to give up on diurnality, during which you will descend into utter madness. Who knows how long it would take for you to recover from that.
The Uberman sleep schedule would also not fit all lifestyles, as not everyone is able to nap in the middle of the day (for example, if you have class).
But on the other hand, having 21-22 waking hours a day would make you unstoppable.

 

My Usual Schedule:
7am get up in the morning.
Get fresh.
Go downstairs.
Have my bowl (with cereal, of course).
Get down to the bus stop.
Get in a car with my friends instead of going to school.
Undeterminable amount of time passes instantly, most likely pondering which seat I am capable of taking.
Party with a black guy.
Go to sleep.
Repeat.

 

My daily schedule:
10 AM waking up in the morning
Fap
Other less interesting things
Sleep

 

Get up at 12
Shower
Eat and walk around the house aimlessly
Dick around
School work
Dick around some more
School work
Space out
Dick around
space out
School work
Staple work, put it on desk
dick around or play games
dick dick dick dick around some more
internet
fap
internet
internet
fap
eat dinner
games or dick around
space out
turn off computer
go to bed, either play triple or dreamcast OR fap in bed
fap in bed regardless what the fuck the situation is
attempt to sleep
if I cant sleep, fap and think about alot of stuff
sleep

..I am not shitting you, I wish this list would clearly be a joke, but I'm dead serious.

DEAD. FUCKING. SERIOUS.​

 

I have similar days to each one of you, except that everything's opposite.

 

Ralren's got BALLS OF STEEL.

 

fap

fap

dreamcast OR fap in bed
fap

if I cant sleep, fap

o.o

 

You're so subtle :3

Okie dokie...

Wake up at a ridiculously late time (though lately I've been getting better at that)
Wash face
Put on makeup (lol not like that helps)
Barely touch hair
Throw on shitty clothes
Grab apple and/or yogurt and go to schooooo
SCHOOOOOO
Get home
Internet
Internet
Maybe homework
Internet
Food
Internet
Lay down and internet
Bed

 

my school is based around everyone having computers for work

I pretty much never work and just go on the internet at school, although I've been getting better

case in point I'm at school right now.
aw yea

 

we only have one lesson a week concerning computers, but whenever it starts I literally have nothing to do D:

 

my school is based around everyone having computers for work

I pretty much never work and just go on the internet at school, b

I'm at school right now

I wish my school was like that

 

 

That could have been used in a better, my good sir :C
Now you can't use it for at least a month

 

Wake up
Complain about how tired I am
Go back to sleep

 

My daily schedule:
10 AM waking up in the morning
Fap

You fap in the morning?
That's weird, I never do that D:

 

Lots of horn dogs here, I see. That, or I'm comparatively asexual. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT

 

I don't always fap in the morning, but when I do, it's because of morning wood.
Keep fapping, my friends.

Lots of horn dogs here, I see. That, or I'm comparatively asexual. WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT

And here I thought you'd fit in perfectly. Oh well, perhaps we can teach you the way.

 

I don't always fap in the morning, but when I do, it's because of morning wood.
Keep fapping, my friends.

He can maintain two erections at the same time.
They say his manmilk tastes faintly of blueberries.
His porn transcends the very boundaries of reality itself.

He is.... okay yeah I'm done.

 

That could have been used in a better, my good sir :C
Now you can't use it for at least a month

Drat!