Horrible Image

So I was watching commercials and for no real reason, I imagined a hook going through my right eye, coming through the back of my left, and ripping out a chunk of bone above my nose along with both of my eyes.

How the heck do I get to sleep now?

 

Remove the hook.
It will cut your pillows.

 

Ah, thanks. That helps a lot. What do I do about seeing, though?

 

So I was watching commercials and for no real reason, I imagined a hook going through my right eye, coming through the back of my left, and ripping out a chunk of bone above my nose along with both of my eyes.

How the heck do I get to sleep now?

Oh please sleep.
All the easier to manipulate your dreams.

 

So, like, if I dream myself being felt up by some other kid, it's your fault? Good man, you've proven my heterosexuality. Things are looking up and up!

 

So, like, if I dream myself being felt up by some other kid, it's your fault? Good man, you've proven my heterosexuality. Things are looking up and up!

No.
If you dream of your inards revolting and bursting outwards as your skin blisters and peels in the heat of a furnace. If you dream of having a jagged metal rod used to floss your anus. If you dream of every petty fear you have compounded into one package, it's me.

 

No.
If you dream of your inards revolting and bursting outwards as your skin blisters and peels in the heat of a furnace. If you dream of having a jagged metal rod used to floss your anus. If you dream of every petty fear you have compounded into one package, it's me.

But wait, that happens every day. I live in the deep South of the United States.

 

Remove the hook.
It will cut your pillows.

Remove the pillows.
It will bother your hook.

 

Maybe if I just sleep on my back.

 

then you would see a giant spider crawling on your ceiling.

 

Well I wouldn't really mind that. Spiders are awesome.

You know what would be really nice to see crawling on my ceiling? BILLY MAYS.

 

How about the image of me laying on top of you?

 

And again:
a thread about gay sex.

Awesome.

 

How about the image of me laying on top of you?

Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes.

 

If you want to get the image of gay sex with whyme out of your head, just try to imagine what a cross between a hippopotamus and a bicycle would be like. You can't.

 

Done. Now what?

 

I'm going to roll on the ground screaming. kthnxbai

 

We'll talk about what it can be used for later.

 

Done. Now what?

Heh, that's worth a cookie. *gives Fire one* I should probably go make some more...

 

Make brownies. This forum has a severe lack of them.