First World Problems

Now you're just being nonuniform with your data, unless he is working 10 hours a month in order to make those 332 dollars.


Other reasons why you are being a prick:
- My dad is away from home for more than ten hours a day on work business.
- As Lithuanian economy sucks so bad, 332 US dollars go a lot farther there than they would here.
- You have fucking internet access. You aren't that bad off.

That being said, Lithuania and other 2nd world countries obviously have greater problems then we do in first world countries. Hence this thread - to show how completely inconsequential our worries are through the use of parody. If you're all srs bznz, then it's really just a dick move.

It's like, say, if you're feeling down because of a cold and one of your friends keeps reminding you they have sickle cell anemia.

Dude you gotta relax. Just chilll, jeez, I'll stop posting if it's bothering you that much. God.

 

Sorry
Not normally how I'd react, I'm sure.
A tad tired.

 

Whenever I eat apples the skin always gets in my teeth, it's so annoying.

HOLY CRAP THAT IS SO ANNOYING. It's like getting corn stuck between your teeth, but without the bonus of eating corn.
Also, when I eat cherries, their skin gets caught in my throat and it bugs the hell out of me for hours, sometimes days, so I don't eat cherries anymore. I love cherries.

I feel like that wasn't first-world enough, so here's one more: Terraria is getting in the way of my Minecraft time.
Beat that.

 

Actually, I can relate to the apple skin dilemma as well. It's a universal problem.

 

huh? Really?
I didn't think apples were a problem so long as you bite them the right way..
but maybe I just have compulsive eating habits.

Well anyway, yknow what really sucks?
having so much stuff that you start running out of places to put it all.

 

Shelves are worth their weight in gold

 

My room is so full of stuff that I hate receiving presents and cards and all that shit because it just clutters everything up. My room is tiny as balls too.

 

My room is so full of stuff that I hate receiving presents and cards and all that shit because it just clutters everything up. My room is tiny as balls too.

Me and my brother live in the same room.

 

Epic environmental disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, people are outraged on their couches.
Nothing is done ot prevent it from happening again, it happens again, hardly anyone cares.
Protesters across the Middle East and northern Africa are inhumanely murdered, people are outraged on their couches.
This is still happening, hardly anyone cares.
The Canucks lose a hockey game, and Vancouver burns.

 

Epic environmental disaster in the Gulf of Mexico, people are outraged on their couches.
Nothing is done ot prevent it from happening again, it happens again, hardly anyone cares.
Protesters across the Middle East and northern Africa are inhumanely murdered, people are outraged on their couches.
This is still happening, hardly anyone cares.
The Canucks lose a hockey game, and Vancouver burns.

Seriously..
Way to go, world.

 

YEAH BRUINS

 

I'm writing a resume to get a job that will net me $1200 a month, post-taxes, which consists of putting groceries in a bag for 40 hours a week and I'd rather be playing $50 video games with my friends over skype on my $2000, 24-inch computer.

Minimum wage in my town is $8.50 an hour ($1360 a month, assuming you're working 40 hour weeks, or 8 hours each weekday)

Also shut up Woodenrat, my dad is taking an unplanned business trip to Isreal for a week, he had to go to Japan for three weeks in February, and he works 12 hour days every week.

 

Is complaining about a $50 computer still first world?

 

Mascara and eyeliner take fucking forever to remove.
What the fuck, women.

 

Well quite frankly, I'm kinda bummed that freeform jazz doesn't play every time I pee. The sad thing is I might not be kidding, this has been on my mind for several days now.

 

Mascara and eyeliner take fucking forever to remove.
What the fuck, women.

Is there something you're trying to tell us, Fab?

 

I have to wear it five more times ;~;
However, trying to get it off my face has given me an insight: I would make a sexy androgynous emo.

 

Please take pictures. Scenemo angled shots, please.

This is for the play, yes?

 

Yeah, stage makeup, so the audience can see your face better.
It's hard to be emo with blonde hair, but I'll try.

 

Dye it, spray paint it, keep it blonde, do whatever. I must see it