E3

two hours

comment on it I guess

 

microsoft is horrid

hey let's make mass effect 3 for the kinect yeah that will be great ok

ok ghost recon was pretty cool, with the whole gun customization. they need more stuff like that for the kinect, but maybe with a plastic gun? that would be cool

gears of war looks sweeeeet

then I just stopped watching for a bit

when I came back horrible kinect star wars and then some sesame street
god damn it

e: oh hey look wii sports has the nintendo conference already starte- oh kinect sports yeah ok

OH GOD THE DANCING I'M HAVING DEJA VU HERE

e2:
going back and watching this from the beginning

halo 4 looks awwwweeesomeee

same with MW3, at least the underwater segment. Very nice graphics and it looks aesthetically pleasing
the entire act is a bit old but it looks good and looks like it plays well, really immerses you into the experience etc
maybe a few to many checkpoints but whatever
not that I'm going to buy it haha I really hate the multilayer experience point system thing and lets face it that's the bulk of the gameplay

tomb raider looks ok
I'm gonna stop watching here I can't stand them pushing this kinect shit

 

*Audiable inarticulate sound*

e2: halo 4 looks awwwweeesomeee

There's going to be a Halo 4 now...? Dear lord...
I was with them until they started pumping out crap like reused ODST and "Lets Fuck The Story Line" Reach, they need to just let it die and make something new now...

 

halo 4

What the fuck. This means a rant.

Halo 2 took place shortly after Halo 1. Halo 3 took place shortly after Halo 2. Halo 3 finished the fight ENDED THE STORY. Halo 4 is either a terrible bastardization of the storyline or a failure in naming.
Are you sure it's called Halo 4 and not Halo: Harvest or something?

 

a couple results down in google for "halo 4"
http://www.pcworld.com/article/2294...s_halo_4_bets_farm_on_kinect_experience.html/

 

Oh hey but look at this:

Microsoft also revealed Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary, the "remade and re-mastered" version of the original 2001 Xbox game. It'll include seven classic multiplayer maps reportedly enhanced for Xbox Live. Available: November 15th, 2011.

Five days after Skyrim and Minecraft.
Two weeks before finals start.
Mother fucker.

 

What the fuck. This means a rant.

Halo 2 took place shortly after Halo 1. Halo 3 took place shortly after Halo 2. Halo 3 finished the fight ENDED THE STORY. Halo 4 is either a terrible bastardization of the storyline or a failure in naming.
Are you sure it's called Halo 4 and not Halo: Harvest or something?

Made me think of this spoof.

 

EA kicked ass

lots of hyper realistic stuff though but whatever

Nintendo should have my dose of cool artistic direction

 

Was that today? I thought it started tommorow. Fuck it, I'll just watch it on G4's website.

EDIT: Halo 4? I thought they were sick of making that franchise. Least that's what I heard.

 

farcry 3 looks great
inglorious bastards the game furious 4 has a unique spin on WW2, made me laugh, looks edgy
adventures of tin tin 12 year olds with guns ahaha, but I love the art style, looks unique at least

e: oh god when they revealed multiplayer in ghost recon and reggie was there oh lord YES
they presented it better WAY better

e2: FUCK YES TRACKMANIA FUCK YESSSSS
seriously it was my favorite game ever a couple years ago
probably the best racing game series I've played

e3:raving rabbids a) makes you look stupid b) nothing else
that mans goatee is amazing

just dance is cool because it comes for all the motion platforms, there needs to be more stuff like that
otherwise see comment for raving rabbids minus goatee guy

e4:guitar game looks fucking great, I like the control interface, more like a real guitar
but why not just learn to play one :|
also fuck yeah jane's addiction

fitness bullshit blah blah blah

ok assasin's creed here we go
I like the look of that intro thing but it's obviously not AC's style
ok yeah the trailer for this is epic fuck yes
my friend is way into this series he's gonna fucking love this

gameplay is decent too, and it looks fucking beautiful

 

I'm really excited for Nintendo's press conference.
Because Skyward Sword and their new system. Their new system will be great..

Microsoft's conference was really full of Kinect, and I don't particularly like Kinect.

 

farcry 3 looks great
inglorious bastards the game furious 4 has a unique spin on WW2, made me laugh, looks edgy

So I wasn't the only one thinking Inglorious Bastards. This E3 doesn't have all that many titles to look forward to. All it is is franchises.

 

I'm really excited for Nintendo's press conference.
Because Skyward Sword and their new system. Their new system will be great..

What? No, no way.

...shit it's already been 4 and 1/2 years.

 

What? No, no way.

...shit it's already been 4 and 1/2 years.

You mean you haven't heard that they were going to announce their new system?

 

 

Oh joy, another dancing game. What's this? Another game for the Rabids franchise? Oh how could a live without it.

EDIT: Well the guitar game looks pretty decent.

 

sony:

not digging the psvita with the whole "blur real life into video games " thing, which I'm sure is going to get a bunch of backlash; people use video games to escape real life. Plus they're partnering with ATnT haha what a stupid decision
it has a lot of power though wow
but whatever

everything else looks fucking awesome so far, uncharted and bioshock getting special mention

move shit is going to be move shit, at least they didn't put too much time into it

 

Not sure how to feel about Sly 4.

 

"LIGHT SABER... ON"

S'about all I've seen of E3 so far. Though I've heard a LOT of complaining around the net that it sucks this year.

 

Okay, so we have two handhelds, but one is much more powerful than the other and they're the SAME PRICE
and one has infinitely better online and third party support
so if Nintendo can't infuse Jesus into 3DS then I might sell it
(and I was so intent on playing Cave Story 3D too...)
Correct me if I'm wrong