Define This!

Jul 15, 2009 at 7:53 AM
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Alright. I'm pretty sure this is self-explanitory, but here goes.

I start by posting a word.
You reply by defining the word in a humourous/insulting way and then post a new word.
Someone replies in a similar fashion.

Got it?

Good.

The first word is:

Tenticle
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 10:52 AM
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Hmm, might be fun. Let's see:

Tenticle - A damaged tentacle (what, did you expect me to make a balls joke?)

Let's start off easy: Cat
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 3:22 PM
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Cat - A strange creature notorious for hypnotizing unsuspecting humans into letting it into their homes and feeding it and pampering it.

Dog
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 5:12 PM
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wedge of cheese said:
Cat - A strange creature notorious for hypnotizing unsuspecting humans into letting it into their homes and feeding it and pampering it.

Dog

funny-dog-pictures-kechup-frize.jpg


Define: Tetramethylethylenediamine :D
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 5:56 PM
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AIDS mutaded in to a new form of Super Aids.


Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 6:37 PM
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n. Gibberish in art form. v. To fling a monkey.

Arsenal
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 6:51 PM
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Arsenal - the annual get-together for arsonists.

Lulz.
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
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Underaged Girls dancing Limbo.

Eiscreme.
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:23 PM
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Ice cream infused with toxic chemicals that make you speak only German for the rest of your life.

cheese
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:26 PM
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Solid magic; comes in blocks, wheels and wedges.

Tumor
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:28 PM
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A mass of over 9000 rapidly multiplying cells.

Dollars
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 8:57 PM
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The Force
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 9:47 PM
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It's like duct tape; it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Quantum physics
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 10:13 PM
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Stealz!

wedge of cheese said:
It's like duct tape; it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
I'm calling copy right infringement on that D=

Anyways, Quantum Physics: The newest gaming physics engine.

Plumber
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 10:49 PM
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VoidMage_Lowell said:
I'm calling copy right infringement on that D=
Sorry, that line is so old, it was told by Ancient Egyptians.

Anyway, Plumber - A fat Italian guy who jumps on mushrooms and turtles and eats all kinds of colorful mushrooms in order to save a princess kidnapped by a dragon, repeatedly.

Turtle
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:15 PM
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Turtle: n. a creature with a (usually hard) shell that occassionally throws hammers. [to] turtle v. to attempt to defend oneself by using a combination of bunkers and siege tanks adj. desc. a term used to describe the person of the former

Magic
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:28 PM
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Heh...

Magic: The turn-to theory for when nothing else can explain it.
Magic!

Doctor
 
Jul 15, 2009 at 11:44 PM
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I is use pronouns, too!

A lame variant of a drug dealer.

Kageryushin
 
Jul 16, 2009 at 1:06 AM
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no definition can be provided for the one thing that can be everything

bifocals
 
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