Define This!

A meeting place for bisexuals, usually furries.

Scantron

 

Don't use a #3 pencil, or the consequences will be disastrous.
Apple

 

A lame computer diguised as a toaster.

Dork

 

Dork: Bastard.

Bastard

 

Bastard: Dork

Backwards compatibility

 

Backwards Compatibility: A special case that occurs in humans, where one can do oneself; turn his or her sexual organ unto him or herself in a desperate attempt to reproduce when no one wants to help him or her do it.

F46607

 

#F46607: Vibrant orange.
Interwebs.

 

Interwebs: A series of tubes.
Forum.

 

From ancient Greek: forumos, meaning to gather and show pictures of Goatse.

Goatse

 

a small goat named by a young child. violently dispatched in most cultures because of it's name (which coincidently, it hates too, the name it prefers is ooble pooble nooble doodle) .

Ooble Pooble Nobble Doodle

 

Lacespeak meaning "Yes I'd like to ride your couch, but I have to eat this lightbulb first."

Bird bird bird, bird is the word!

Bird

 

giant yellow thing that hangs out with elmo.

flying horse cow

 

Your mother.
Giant spider.

 

You.

Tank Cat.

 

The only thing in the universe that can survive a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

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Barrel.

 

Press z or r twice.

Rickroll

 

This.

Literal

 

Something that you never use in any way, shape or form.

Mystery.

 

The place were roughly half of your socks are.

Sock

 

Something humans wear on there feet.

Condon't